Ultra Ki Master: After talking to "shorty" for 5 minutes...I start to appreciate myself a bit more Classic Captain: and why is that Ultra Ki Master: She's...dumb Ultra Ki Master: And "as shallow as a wet napkin" as you once said Classic Captain: yeah Ultra Ki Master: It's funny how she calls anyone who doesn't praise her for something "gay" or "a bitch" Classic Captain: and your just notice this?? Ultra Ki Master: It's always entered my brain...but lately I've been starting to pay attention to it Classic Captain: well the point of my ranting isnt to constantly point out peoples faults, but rather notice when they are outstanding. Ultra Ki Master: Ugh! Stupid! Fag! Ultra Ki Master: Eh... Ultra Ki Master: I remember when I would always recite that huge list of insults I made for you Classic Captain: yeah, you were a real peach Ultra Ki Master: more like a plum...but close enough Ultra Ki Master: I was never actually as mean as I acted Ultra Ki Master: It was just my "persona" Ultra Ki Master: I had to act that way... Classic Captain: i guess, but thats no excuse for your outlandish behavior.. Ultra Ki Master: Now for my real excuse: Ultra Ki Master: My dog ate it Classic Captain: my giant snapping turtle ate it Ultra Ki Master: my turtle ate my dog Ultra Ki Master: and my excuse Classic Captain: and my wife Ultra Ki Master: and my husband Classic Captain: whoa Classic Captain: i dont think that excuse it gonna fly Ultra Ki Master: and his wife Classic Captain: and his wifes snapping turtle Ultra Ki Master: and his wife's 3rd grade teacher Classic Captain: whoa, you haven't been using caps Ultra Ki Master: I've Been Trying...But I Keep Hitting Shift Too Late Ultra Ki Master: sometimes I just don't care though Ultra Ki Master: I get too lazy Classic Captain: you have bipolar caps syndrome Ultra Ki Master: Stench uses periods...annoying Ultra Ki Master: He always randomly IM's me with things about rush Ultra Ki Master: "Rush is a very underrated band. If they've been able to sell out concerts for 30 years, they must be good. But that's just my opinion." Ultra Ki Master: I got that one a few hours ago Ultra Ki Master: and then he signed off right afterwards Classic Captain: he's a weird one Ultra Ki Master: He always signs off or puts up an away message right after he talks to me Ultra Ki Master: even after questions Classic Captain: that is most strange Ultra Ki Master: And he always comes up to me in the halls with stupid one liners that aren't funny at all Ultra Ki Master: "I heard that smoking marijuana impares the short term...memory" Ultra Ki Master: Not funny... Classic Captain: i heard coversing with people like that impares your IQ Ultra Ki Master: Idiot Quotent Classic Captain: i dont know..i think most everyone in our school isnt really worth talkin to.. Ultra Ki Master: I can map out any conversation I will ever have with "shorty" Ultra Ki Master: She asks me what I did today...what I'm doing tomorrow...what I'm doing on the weekend...and then says she has to go Ultra Ki Master: *what I did tomorrow Classic Captain: everyone talks about the same things now a days.. Ultra Ki Master: fog and pipes... Classic Captain: exactly Classic Captain: escpecially apes Ultra Ki Master: "fuckin fog!" Classic Captain: "yup..i smoke the best fuckin joint ever yesterday" Ultra Ki Master: "shitty pipes!" Classic Captain: "ok..." Ultra Ki Master: They call it a blunt... Ultra Ki Master: They don't know what a blunt is... Ultra Ki Master: A blunt is a cigar with the tobacco replaced with weed Classic Captain: "man she's fuckin hot" Classic Captain: "ok.." Ultra Ki Master: That's a lot different from a joint... Ultra Ki Master: She is hot Classic Captain: i cant stand mindless dribble like that, it numbs me out to wanting to know anyone at all.. Classic Captain: its horrible.. Ultra Ki Master: Whenever there's a "new kid" the first question every apes asks is "is she hot??" Ultra Ki Master: And if you ask an ape how cool a girl is, they will say something like "she's alright...she's not that hot" Ultra Ki Master: or something else stupid like that Classic Captain: well they're morons..they have been programed to think a certain way..its unreal. Ultra Ki Master: This one's called...Robot Infliction! Classic Captain: yeah, thats great Classic Captain: i want to rock like him Ultra Ki Master: 1 2 3 4 *rocks out* Classic Captain: mooninites unite! Ultra Ki Master: Is your ego satisfied? Ultra Ki Master: Damn no! Classic Captain: room for rent! Classic Captain: yes, room for rent Ultra Ki Master: Give us the damn room! Classic Captain: the mooninites are my heros Ultra Ki Master: can you do the glowing spinning thing? Classic Captain: yes Classic Captain: i like the big one the best Ultra Ki Master: The finger? Like this? *turns into hotdog* Classic Captain: no..not like that at all Ultra Ki Master: Like this? *turns into igloo* Ultra Ki Master: Vegetable man is the best movie villian ever Classic Captain: i want carrot hands Ultra Ki Master: I want a laser Ultra Ki Master: a quad laser... Classic Captain: the quad laser Ultra Ki Master: Jumping is useless! Ultra Ki Master: I discovered something scary Classic Captain: whats that Ultra Ki Master: Dad has been going to goregasm Classic Captain: oh god.. Ultra Ki Master: I walked in and saw it today Ultra Ki Master: I don't know if he found out about it from me...or even more scary, by himself Classic Captain: you have the weirdest family ever.. Ultra Ki Master: he probably goes to ogrish on his lunch break Classic Captain: he goes to boysjerking.com Ultra Ki Master: he goes to deadpeoplejerking.com Classic Captain: the morgue has never been so hot Ultra Ki Master: jerksjerking.com Ultra Ki Master: "The world's biggest assholes, with the world's biggest cocks!" Ultra Ki Master: That's a horrible slogan... Classic Captain: yes.. Ultra Ki Master: footballtrolljerking.com Classic Captain: eeeehhh Ultra Ki Master: "The hottest gums on the planet, cumming to your desktop" Classic Captain: your slogans are world class bad Ultra Ki Master: Eh... Ultra Ki Master: But at least I try my hardest! Ultra Ki Master: That's all that counts... Classic Captain: nope Ultra Ki Master: I even added the cheesy "cumming" part Classic Captain: yeah, i saw that Classic Captain: i hate people that say they "cummed" Ultra Ki Master: what should they say? Ultra Ki Master: came? Classic Captain: yes Ultra Ki Master: I've enver heard "cummed" Ultra Ki Master: never Classic Captain: cummed sounds illiterate Ultra Ki Master: it is Classic Captain: yes Ultra Ki Master: only mooninites can say cummed...they have advanced beyond proper word usage Classic Captain: yeah Ultra Ki Master: bye Classic Captain: bye Auto response from Ultra Ki Master: I am away from my computer right now. Classic Captain: damn you! people do not say bye and just leave! they wait for the other person to say it back..!