hawkbutterblue: Did you see vilardi today? hawkbutterblue: He has...glasses... Classic Captain: yeah, he had them before today hawkbutterblue: He looked extremely dorky hawkbutterblue: He wore a "preppy" shirt and...it was weird Classic Captain: he's still bright though hawkbutterblue: Aways the smile Classic Captain: its the happiest smile i have ever seen.. hawkbutterblue: Your is the most perverted hawkbutterblue: :-D hawkbutterblue: *smack* Classic Captain: ooh... hawkbutterblue: Brad Pitt has the most lines in his smile... Classic Captain: yes..a linear smile hawkbutterblue: an exponential smile Classic Captain: and it has much growth hawkbutterblue: |\ /| | \__________________/ | | _________________ | | |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| | \___________________ / hawkbutterblue: Eh...that's a smile Classic Captain: that person needs to see the dentist hawkbutterblue: Those are my teeth hawkbutterblue: square Classic Captain: yup hawkbutterblue: I want triangle teeth Classic Captain: i want..octogonal teeth hawkbutterblue: I want teeth Classic Captain: all i want for christmas is my two front teeth hawkbutterblue: Teeth that are too soft to chew anything hawkbutterblue: They just bend as you chew and tease you Classic Captain: sounds like something off of the angry beavers hawkbutterblue: teeth that wrap around you hawkbutterblue: And to go with teeth that big... hawkbutterblue: You need football troll gums hawkbutterblue: Ghhh!!! *shows gums* Classic Captain: yup..he's a weird one hawkbutterblue: shovel face... Classic Captain: scarface hawkbutterblue: good movie Classic Captain: but..godfather isn't! hawkbutterblue: Yes it is!! hawkbutterblue: Italian culture! Classic Captain: talk, talk, talk, talk, bloody shooting, talk talk talk hawkbutterblue: But...the talking is good... Classic Captain: "vito but the you know what in the you know where underneath the you know what boss" hawkbutterblue: vito...funny name hawkbutterblue: and where do they talk like that??? Classic Captain: the whole movie... Classic Captain: between the bloody shootings hawkbutterblue: they talk normal... Classic Captain: i must go to boarders to get robbed blind and get more dvd's..blerg hawkbutterblue: robbed by who? hawkbutterblue: hoodlums? Classic Captain: no, i would sooner rob them! by the damn corporate CEO's in the top level consumer capatlistic pigs hawkbutterblue: eh...rob them too hawkbutterblue: steal the dvd's hawkbutterblue: "gank" them Classic Captain: i should Classic Captain: and shoot everyone bloody hawkbutterblue: Do you know how? hawkbutterblue: A lot of people in school go "gank" cd's at lunch Classic Captain: just remove the metallic sticker thing hawkbutterblue: Do you know the kid in our school named mario? Classic Captain: yup hawkbutterblue: He ganks all the time hawkbutterblue: I told him to get me a new computer Classic Captain: no, i dont do cd's.. hawkbutterblue: Funny...he said his dad is a plumber hawkbutterblue: mario...plumber...weird Classic Captain: yeah hawkbutterblue: I wish there were mario pipes in real life hawkbutterblue: with 8 bit sounds when you go down them Classic Captain: that would be the best hawkbutterblue: and the world should be 2D hawkbutterblue: we just go in one direction our whole lives to get to bowser Classic Captain: and some pumps get you stuck in the middle of them Classic Captain: pipes hawkbutterblue: then when other people use them, it gets clogged hawkbutterblue: so they pour draino in it hawkbutterblue: and it burns us all... Classic Captain: except for our brains, which float there hawkbutterblue: a pipe clogged with floating brains hawkbutterblue: mario should go in a pipe, and come out the other side covered in sewage Classic Captain: covered in...yarn hawkbutterblue: Yarn Man hawkbutterblue: He has no powers hawkbutterblue: He's just a ball of yarn Classic Captain: but he can sew like hell hawkbutterblue: Ooh...dig, rappy part hawkbutterblue: I just found lyrics for bacteria hawkbutterblue: Very strange! Classic Captain: yeah, he writes some pretty weird stuff hawkbutterblue: Super sonic slimmy dance Super sonic slimmy go go gucha gucha gucha shaberu gera gera hashi korogari warau kotanaki o yoshi to shi mune nadeorosu uja uja nazo no ikimono Classic Captain: if you think that is weird, you should see some other j rock lyrics.. hawkbutterblue: half english, half japanese, half unknown hawkbutterblue: Not only is that weird, it's 3 halves Classic Captain: a lot of j rock songs have english in them hawkbutterblue: I know... hawkbutterblue: but they don't all have 3 halves Classic Captain: sure they do hawkbutterblue: Eh... hawkbutterblue: tell me a song to download hawkbutterblue: I searched for the sex machine guns hawkbutterblue: no results Classic Captain: thats because kazaa sucks when it comes to foreign stuff hawkbutterblue: and domestic stuff Classic Captain: not for what i search for.. hawkbutterblue: gay porn... Classic Captain: and like music and stuff, my whole life isnt porn..just 99 percent of it. hawkbutterblue: 99% porn, 1% sleep Classic Captain: yup hawkbutterblue: stileproject.com takes way too long to load on 56k Classic Captain: ok hawkbutterblue: this find a buddy thing never works!!! Classic Captain: on aim? hawkbutterblue: yes Classic Captain: i find random people all the time, its fun hawkbutterblue: Blah! hawkbutterblue: It doesn't work! Classic Captain: why you using it? hawkbutterblue: I'm bored Classic Captain: people never carry on coversations with you though..they keep asking who are you, and even when you tell them they still cant accept you are a stranger.. hawkbutterblue: "I'm a stranger" hawkbutterblue: No you're not! hawkbutterblue: "The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of Hell" 祐aint Augustine hawkbutterblue: Someone had that in their profile hawkbutterblue: I now hate that person Classic Captain: haha Classic Captain: give me their sn hawkbutterblue: Whoser214 Classic Captain: im going to have fun with them hawkbutterblue: What have you said? Classic Captain: im just screaming math terms Classic Captain: Classic Captain: an evil mathematician Classic Captain: beware me!!!!!!!!! Classic Captain: mwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whoser214: lol!!!! hawkbutterblue: Weird... hawkbutterblue: hawkbutterblue: 6x+(8/2)-4x=2x+2(2) Whoser214: um..wow hawkbutterblue: she blocked me... Classic Captain: evil math.. hawkbutterblue: evil hoho's... Classic Captain: god what a stupid name.. hawkbutterblue: Yes...god is a stupid name Classic Captain: "hi, my name is John God" hawkbutterblue: My name is Greek God hawkbutterblue: I'm trying to download a 15MB porn clip hawkbutterblue: 25% done Classic Captain: im downloading a 1 terrabyte porn clip hawkbutterblue: Eh... hawkbutterblue: 27% hawkbutterblue: Getting closer! Classic Captain: slooooow hawkbutterblue: I wish I "came" as much as these porn stars Classic Captain: that would be great hawkbutterblue: Now I can shoot kind of far...but still not a lot of it hawkbutterblue: There are vitamins that increase the amount... Classic Captain: with negative sexual side effects hawkbutterblue: I doubt it Classic Captain: but you wouldnt know hawkbutterblue: no Classic Captain: like a headache medicine thats side effect is headaches..heh.. hawkbutterblue: I headache medicine that give you a stomach ache, and a stomach ache medicine that give you a headache hawkbutterblue: You keep taking them until you die Classic Captain: "hey mom, next time you go to the grociery store, pick me up some sperm vitamins" hawkbutterblue: It's a regular vitamin for something else...but it give you more stuff Classic Captain: its on the label under "extras" hawkbutterblue: yep hawkbutterblue: "Extras: Bigger load!" Classic Captain: "sir, do you want a shopping cart for all those? you might drop them." hawkbutterblue: "No, I'll just eat them all right now hawkbutterblue: " Classic Captain: " hawkbutterblue: 41%! hawkbutterblue: Yeah!! hawkbutterblue: I could glide 2 times before this is done downloading Classic Captain: hell, if you can glide 2 times i could glide a hundred hawkbutterblue: I mean if I go fast Classic Captain: i think by the time it is done you will be dead hawkbutterblue: I'll still watch it though hawkbutterblue: 50% Classic Captain: half hawkbutterblue: 3 halves hawkbutterblue: like a japanese song Classic Captain: the video will turn out to be gay or something hawkbutterblue: Actually I can watch the parts that have downloaded Classic Captain: ah hawkbutterblue: I just watched it half of it, it's a girl giving 3 guys head hawkbutterblue: It stopped right as one of the guys was cumming Classic Captain: it was just to intense hawkbutterblue: yep hawkbutterblue: All these guys have no hair on their bodies...anywhere hawkbutterblue: Or on the heads... Classic Captain: skinheads hawkbutterblue: it must suck to have to shave your whole body Classic Captain: not like you would notice hawkbutterblue: You still shaving the netheregions? Classic Captain: yeah hawkbutterblue: And I'm starting to get the "treasure trail" Classic Captain: rrrr, it leads to ye treasure! hawkbutterblue: and there's this one long black hair on one of my nipples hawkbutterblue: Just one hair... hawkbutterblue: I keep cutting it hawkbutterblue: I'll let it grow when there's more than one hawkbutterblue: It's really weird Classic Captain: i had that hawkbutterblue: Is there more than one? Classic Captain: yeah hawkbutterblue: My hair growth is weird hawkbutterblue: I remember getting one black armpit hair...and it took about a year for the second one hawkbutterblue: I remember being able to ejaculate at 10 or 11 which is kind of early, but the hair just never wanted to come out Classic Captain: you're a wing nut hawkbutterblue: Eh... hawkbutterblue: But I take my sperm vitamins Classic Captain: stock up hawkbutterblue: yep hawkbutterblue: 66% hawkbutterblue: I never thought it would get this far hawkbutterblue: After all this, I'm probably not even gonna glide hawkbutterblue: I might go over my special friends...gotta save it up for her! hawkbutterblue: Eh... Classic Captain: you really need like a bar tender to tell all this to or something hawkbutterblue: yes I do hawkbutterblue: For some reason...I only talk like this to you hawkbutterblue: I hardly say anything to other people Classic Captain: because other people would think you are extrremely weird, where as i just think you're weird hawkbutterblue: Eh... hawkbutterblue: Yeah...gotta save it up for the special friend... Classic Captain: you mean your hand? hawkbutterblue: Eh...nope hawkbutterblue: But probably...:'( hawkbutterblue: Both hands! Classic Captain: oh well that changes everything hawkbutterblue: I use one, and switch when my arm gets tired hawkbutterblue: and then switch back hawkbutterblue: both at the same time just feels weird hawkbutterblue: And when they both get tired, I have nothing else to use hawkbutterblue: Do your arms ever get tired? Classic Captain: you should be some guest on a talk show..one of the people who never shut up.. Classic Captain: but yeah, they do Classic Captain: always with my left arm though, right feels strange hawkbutterblue: But I don't talk a lot in person hawkbutterblue: just online hawkbutterblue: you're right handed, right? Classic Captain: yes hawkbutterblue: I like using left with lube, right without hawkbutterblue: I'm...weird Classic Captain: naaah hawkbutterblue: 83% Classic Captain: then it goes back to 1 hawkbutterblue: Eh...it's done that before! Classic Captain: now that is weird hawkbutterblue: it's because the right arm got tired hawkbutterblue: 90% Classic Captain: i think i have hit an all time low when i have nothing better to do than watch you count down a porn file your downloading..i need to seek help.. hawkbutterblue: 95% Classic Captain: ahh... hawkbutterblue: Getting close! hawkbutterblue: We've come such a long way since I started counting hawkbutterblue: I told you at 25% hawkbutterblue: Now it's 96% hawkbutterblue: That's a loooooooooot! hawkbutterblue: Otay?? Classic Captain: i need to find a bar tender.. hawkbutterblue: Um...I'm a bar tender Classic Captain: then damnit get me a tequila hawkbutterblue: *splashes it at your face* Classic Captain: *takes off steve mask* Classic Captain: ha! hawkbutterblue: *splashes acid on your face* hawkbutterblue: Ha! Classic Captain: *dead* hawkbutterblue: Ha! hawkbutterblue: 99%! hawkbutterblue: Getting close!!! hawkbutterblue: 3 seconds hawkbutterblue: Done!!! Classic Captain: enjoy your bj simulation hawkbutterblue: yep hawkbutterblue: You were probably gliding Classic Captain: no, helping my mom take in the groceries hawkbutterblue: Eh... hawkbutterblue: Well I was gliding! Classic Captain: i glided about 20 minutes ago hawkbutterblue: My excercises are working! hawkbutterblue: I shot a good 2.5 feet hawkbutterblue: Kinda scary Classic Captain: good lord!.. hawkbutterblue: That was the first squirt hawkbutterblue: The second went about a foot hawkbutterblue: I'm tellign you...kegal excercises work Classic Captain: you...are..strange hawkbutterblue: You should do them hawkbutterblue: Obviously they work... Classic Captain: "cant we get a bar tender in here??" hawkbutterblue: No...but we can shoot far hawkbutterblue: Hehe... Classic Captain: if you practice enough youll get to go to the olympics hawkbutterblue: I've built myself up to be the ultimate sex machine...but I'll never have sex Classic Captain: the ego! its...choking me! no..air! hawkbutterblue: Yep... hawkbutterblue: It's true though...I'm ultimate! Classic Captain: whatever you say hawkbutterblue: Eh...except for my flaws...I don't count those hawkbutterblue: But other than that I'm perfect hawkbutterblue: You can't beat my logic! hawkbutterblue: You can't understand it either! Classic Captain: scott logic hawkbutterblue: the byers family logic Classic Captain: cause your a byer! hawkbutterblue: Eh...haymen Classic Captain: in science mr. niel always says "chairs up", so i do it loud in the haymen voice..one time florenc laughed..hehe hawkbutterblue: I don't think he knew you were trying to be like haymen hawkbutterblue: None of our voices sound like anyone we try to sound like... Classic Captain: but then he said "oh yeah, mr.haymen" hawkbutterblue: Eh... Classic Captain: its not hard to mimic him... hawkbutterblue: Coincidence... Classic Captain: yeah hawkbutterblue: Haymen always called me "part time" hawkbutterblue: "Ya missed about 2 months there!" hawkbutterblue: Actually it was...1 week Classic Captain: heh..i miss him so much.. hawkbutterblue: His class was great hawkbutterblue: he taught us life lessons...how to wire a light switch to a lightbulb Classic Captain: but mr. francavilla was the greatest teacher of life lessons hawkbutterblue: yes hawkbutterblue: He taught us how to fall off a cliff and still live Classic Captain: all i know is ill never collect social security when im 63 hawkbutterblue: And I'll always haggle for 50% off hawkbutterblue: And I won't say anything if the cops pull me over Classic Captain: "did you know you were speeding 15 over??" Classic Captain: "mr. f told me not to...oh..damn!" hawkbutterblue: Remember when he made us learn some italian words? Classic Captain: yeah Classic Captain: and we had to take that oral test hawkbutterblue: That had nothing to do with the class hawkbutterblue: But it was great hawkbutterblue: I passed... Classic Captain: i think he was my favorite teacher ever hawkbutterblue: I would always be late playing him in chess hawkbutterblue: And he won...everytime Classic Captain: he's like a skinny italian version of mr. haymen hawkbutterblue: No one really knew about social stdies in francavilla's though hawkbutterblue: They all cheated on the tests hawkbutterblue: The best academic teacher I've ever had, I have this year hawkbutterblue: Mr. Furkas, surprisingly, teaches extremely well hawkbutterblue: Everyone in the class knows the stuff we go over Classic Captain: better than...Vilardi!? hawkbutterblue: yes Classic Captain: ah! no! hawkbutterblue: Vilardi is good...but if we don't know a formula or something for a test, he just writes it on the test hawkbutterblue: Furkas just reviews so everyone knows it hawkbutterblue: And he's actually good at reviews hawkbutterblue: Garrity is the worst ever hawkbutterblue: We do review games in class, but she never tells us the right answers hawkbutterblue: There's no point in reviewing Classic Captain: mrs. sandberg is the worst.. hawkbutterblue: And she yells at us for failing every test Classic Captain: as well she should Classic Captain: more teachers should hawkbutterblue: No...she's a bad teacher hawkbutterblue: She just gives us worksheets hawkbutterblue: And does her nails at her desk Classic Captain: i like that method, nice and simple hawkbutterblue: But nobody learns anything hawkbutterblue: She needs to learn from furkas! Classic Captain: then thats the students fault. if she explains it, then you should get it Classic Captain: take notes, study them hawkbutterblue: But...she doesn't explain it Classic Captain: too many students blame the teacher Classic Captain: the students want the teachers to do all the work hawkbutterblue: She gives notes straight from the book, which most people don't understand hawkbutterblue: I'm speaking for the class, not me hawkbutterblue: I do good on tests in there, but that's because I understand things easier than most people Classic Captain: well if the class doesnt understand it, then they should ask the teacher, and when the teacher tells them, they should note it hawkbutterblue: And another thing she does bad, if we "bomb" a test, she just gives us an easier test hawkbutterblue: She lowers her standards because she can't teach us Classic Captain: but everything you are saying is pure excuses, the class can find a way to learn the material, i refuse to beleive they cant any way hawkbutterblue: If we're going to learn it on our own, then we don't need a teacher hawkbutterblue: I'm just saying that she gets paid to do her nails Classic Captain: and i bet not one student has talked to the teacher about her methods, they just want to piss and moan hawkbutterblue: I told her about the review, she said "oh well" Classic Captain: well if that is the extent of your will then thats not much at all. and im also talking about the rest of the class talking to her to. hawkbutterblue: Well the rest of the class doesn't care Classic Captain: my point exactly hawkbutterblue: I've heard almost everyone in my class say that they don't want her next semester hawkbutterblue: Because she teaches bad hawkbutterblue: But...every student in furkas's class wants him again, because he's a good teacher hawkbutterblue: He makes it "interesting" Classic Captain: they want all the teachers to teach in a way they will all exactly understand, they dont want to take anything into their own hands. Classic Captain: you dont understand something, you raise your hand hawkbutterblue: It's a teachers job to teach Classic Captain: yes, but they can not read your mind, if you dont understand the stuff, you tell them and let them explain and dont leave their side until you understand hawkbutterblue: Well maybe my class is just full of idiots Classic Captain: no one is an idiot, people just understand things on different levels hawkbutterblue: And she teaches on one level Classic Captain: you are truly the idiot if you have to call other people idiots, and im not refering just to you Classic Captain: all teachers teach on one level until you let them know you need something different hawkbutterblue: Not all teachers... hawkbutterblue: You know who I'm talking about Classic Captain: uh.. hawkbutterblue: I've been talking about him this whole time... hawkbutterblue: besides garrity Classic Captain: ah hawkbutterblue: He always uses metaphors for the simplest things, so even people like *shutter* josh craig understand it Classic Captain: im just saying teachers teach how they teach, they dont know exactly what each individual needs until they speek up hawkbutterblue: And he uses more than one way of teaching hawkbutterblue: He talks, gives us notes, we do slideshow things on the computer, we work in groups all the time, we do worksheets hawkbutterblue: Garrity does...notes Classic Captain: and thats his way of teaching Classic Captain: you aernt understand me.. hawkbutterblue: But with his way, no one has to raise their hand hawkbutterblue: Or hardly eanyone Classic Captain: thats fine, but im just saying that is his solid way of teaching hawkbutterblue: People learn things different ways, and he teaches everything different ways hawkbutterblue: People in garrity's class learn things in different ways, and she teaches one way hawkbutterblue: People tell her everyday that they don't understand, but she never changes Classic Captain: debating with you is like going in one big circle.. hawkbutterblue: This is attribution theory at work Classic Captain: well if she wont change, then there is nothing you can do to make her so learn the shit on your own, and if you cant do that then that is your fault. unfortunetly there are teachers like that.. hawkbutterblue: Have you ever had that sub that is super tall and kind of fat? Classic Captain: i think so, yeah hawkbutterblue: He would be a good teacher hawkbutterblue: he's one of the few subs that actually taught our class something hawkbutterblue: Usually they just give us "busy work" Classic Captain: yeah, but they are subs, so thats kind of unavoidable. hawkbutterblue: He challenged our class to name a person in history that he didn't know about hawkbutterblue: People were naming obscure people out of their book, and he knew all of them hawkbutterblue: And he said he's never been to college Classic Captain: i know a lot of albanian historic figures, i would have fun hawkbutterblue: He is the hostory version of derek hawkbutterblue: Full of useless facts hawkbutterblue: And useful facts... Classic Captain: people like that are great.. hawkbutterblue: I'm full of useless thoughts hawkbutterblue: And I pour them all out at you Classic Captain: bartender! hawkbutterblue: Yeah mack? Classic Captain: yeah hawkbutterblue: Yours is too hawkbutterblue: Over the deep blue ocean hawkbutterblue: Lies the great beast hawkbutterblue: Turtlesaurus Rex! Classic Captain: ok hawkbutterblue: I made that up hawkbutterblue: Good, isn't it? Classic Captain: i guess hawkbutterblue: It's the newest pokemon hawkbutterblue: turtlesaurus Classic Captain: sounds good hawkbutterblue: Special Power: Extremely slow movement Classic Captain: useless hawkbutterblue: Eh... hawkbutterblue: But at least he's faster than the things that aren't moving hawkbutterblue: He can avoid boulders that...aren't rolling towards him hawkbutterblue: We've been online the exact same amount of time Classic Captain: wow Classic Captain: are sn's are fighting for the best time. "rrr! im gonna win!" hawkbutterblue: and they're both pirates hawkbutterblue: rrr! hawkbutterblue: People keep posting on sexual health message boards that they "don't know how to measure girth of my penis" hawkbutterblue: Ahhhh!!! hawkbutterblue: It's not compicated!!! Classic Captain: lol Classic Captain: you just love those messages way too much hawkbutterblue: yes hawkbutterblue: wut is girth hawkbutterblue: Sopme guy posted that... hawkbutterblue: *Some Classic Captain: there is just way too much stupid on that board hawkbutterblue: indeed hawkbutterblue: i am 12 and i must admit i pat the one eyed snake a fair bit, ive started to go through puberty but cant manage to cum. how much hair do i need. hawkbutterblue: Im 14 and have a 9 inch cock. fuck all you small dicked losers. hawkbutterblue: That's guys name is "bigfuckingcock" Classic Captain: how original hawkbutterblue: I really don't understand how there can be pages and pages of posts about penis size, and people keep posting new ones Classic Captain: its a riddle hawkbutterblue: it's a fiddle hawkbutterblue: http://media.snuffx.com/x/jan17/sexy7.jpg Classic Captain: disturbing hawkbutterblue: That's me hawkbutterblue: I've changed a lot Classic Captain: yeah i guess so Classic Captain: its you grown up hawkbutterblue: eh...too many hohos Classic Captain: told ya! hawkbutterblue: But I wasn't listening hawkbutterblue: I need a nap... Classic Captain: you need a coma Auto response from hawkbutterblue: nap