hawkbutterblue: Someone asked about you again...it's like a plague hawkbutterblue: They asked if you ever had sex with that other gay kid Classic Captain: im famous hawkbutterblue: I'm your manager hawkbutterblue: You do the work, I collect the money Classic Captain: hey..wait! hawkbutterblue: What really boggles me is why people seem to think I know everything about you Classic Captain: what really boggles me is that they cant see for their own eyes that i still exist.. hawkbutterblue: You don't hawkbutterblue: But you are very mysterious hawkbutterblue: I don't see you most days hawkbutterblue: except advisory Classic Captain: i sneak through the hallways with great stealth hawkbutterblue: Like a frog on a frisbee... Classic Captain: that stealthfully? hawkbutterblue: Yes...the turtles says so hawkbutterblue: The turtle is always right hawkbutterblue: I think the turtle is a cross between eeyore (donkey thing from winnie the pooh) and a lark hawkbutterblue: He talks and moves very slowly, and seems very depressed Classic Captain: eor the donkey Classic Captain: e-or..? hawkbutterblue: eeyore! Classic Captain: eyeore hawkbutterblue: eeyore is also the stupidest track on any album ever hawkbutterblue: Notice I said track...it's not a song hawkbutterblue: On slipknot's first album, it's basically just them laughing and saying things that no one can understand hawkbutterblue: So basically like any slipknot song, but with laughing Classic Captain: ok hawkbutterblue: I don't like slipknot anymore Classic Captain: as well you shouldnt hawkbutterblue: indeed hawkbutterblue: Brian looks funny with short hair hawkbutterblue: He should've kept it long Classic Captain: yeah, but i still think he looks good with short hair Classic Captain: so what are you on the pistol whipped site or something hawkbutterblue: Without the hair, he doesn't have his power to catch you gliding everytime you do it hawkbutterblue: I've been there hawkbutterblue: through your old page that never dies Classic Captain: hehe, yeah hawkbutterblue: stevensworryfreepage.tripod.com hawkbutterblue: you're free to use "overload" in the title now Classic Captain: that page sucks so bad.. hawkbutterblue: pistol whipped overload Classic Captain: i havent worked on it in so long hawkbutterblue: That page is full of history! hawkbutterblue: They should keep it in a museum Classic Captain: hehe hawkbutterblue: There are few things on the internet older than it Classic Captain: like skeletal figures hawkbutterblue: My geocitites account is older, but I haven't kept a page on there hawkbutterblue: I have random files on there hawkbutterblue: A picture of me and shorty, and a pic of my eye Classic Captain: i dont know, ive had that page for like 5 years hawkbutterblue: I still think mine is older...it's the second account I ever had Classic Captain: they should both be in the dusty webistes exhibit hawkbutterblue: yes hawkbutterblue: No matter how long I go without logging in, geocities never seems to care hawkbutterblue: They don't delete my account or anything hawkbutterblue: hotmail has suspended my account a times hawkbutterblue: They make me sign up again, with the same email address Classic Captain: i think the people at tripod cant shut my site down, they try and try, but its too old, too strong or something.. hawkbutterblue: Too much ki! hawkbutterblue: Sucked from kirby Classic Captain: not much ki hawkbutterblue: I already sucked it all out hawkbutterblue: http://www.geocities.com/metfan77/Picture28.jpg hawkbutterblue: Dumbest thing I've ever done hawkbutterblue: It's hard to see... Classic Captain: my god..its an eye hawkbutterblue: It's the eye of Soromon hawkbutterblue: It sees all Classic Captain: the seeing stone hawkbutterblue: A great eye, wreathed in flame hawkbutterblue: I took a picture of myself, but I hate my face so I just kept the eye Classic Captain: the eye of the beholder hawkbutterblue: metallica Classic Captain: yup hawkbutterblue: http://www.geocities.com/metfan77/rocky.html hawkbutterblue: The rocky chronicles! Classic Captain: lol hawkbutterblue: The greatest saga ever almost written Classic Captain: and its a registered trademark hawkbutterblue: yes! hawkbutterblue: I think that page looks professional... hawkbutterblue: Like secret government documents...just black and white, and only text Classic Captain: kinda boring hawkbutterblue: That's because it's secret Classic Captain: oh well ok hawkbutterblue: http://www.geocities.com/metfan77/freecash.html hawkbutterblue: I never got any money from that hawkbutterblue: I stopped clicking the links and reading the emails Classic Captain: 99 percent of those things are fake hawkbutterblue: Not the ones I used! hawkbutterblue: I'm smart...I pick the right ones... hawkbutterblue: The eye told me which ones Classic Captain: but ya never get the cash Classic Captain: it all gets sent to soromon hawkbutterblue: I didn't click enough money... hawkbutterblue: Eh... Classic Captain: he had it forwarded to himself hawkbutterblue: dirty rotten beast Classic Captain: he's a ring fiend hawkbutterblue: Instead of a ring, he should've made a pair of glasses hawkbutterblue: People would've insulted him hawkbutterblue: for looking dorky hawkbutterblue: "I will kill you all!!!" hawkbutterblue: Four eyes! Classic Captain: and then he got contacts hawkbutterblue: "I rule you all!" hawkbutterblue: "Wait...my contact fell out..." Classic Captain: i know its here somewhere..gosh..darnit.. hawkbutterblue: He puts a huge contact on the firey eye hawkbutterblue: And it turns into a normal eye Classic Captain: he wears a monacle..that would look hilarious hawkbutterblue: I say...lookey here old chap! Classic Captain: sauran turns into this englishmen hawkbutterblue: Sounds like something gandalf would say... Classic Captain: you old tookberry swash hoggins! hawkbutterblue: I played the fellowship of the ring videogame hawkbutterblue: It's weird... hawkbutterblue: frodo looks like a troll Classic Captain: i stopped playing video games..for some reason they bore me. hawkbutterblue: I can't play anymoer...dad won't let me take anything from the house except clothes Classic Captain: thats kinda weird hawkbutterblue: he told me he doesn't want me there anymore, but now he wants me back Classic Captain: strange hawkbutterblue: I'm all itchy... hawkbutterblue: I hate dial soap... hawkbutterblue: It smells horrible and dries out my skin horribly...oohhh... hawkbutterblue: And...it's an ugly color Classic Captain: your skin peals off all together hawkbutterblue: I'm inside-out boy Classic Captain: no, he goes over a swing, you just put on soap hawkbutterblue: I'm inside-out soapboy hawkbutterblue: I go over a swing, and my soap turns inside out Classic Captain: i just got comcast digital, and there was a chanell with a bunch of episodes or clarissa explains it all, it was awesome, i watched them all hawkbutterblue: You're lucky... hawkbutterblue: You would've been luckier if it was Roundhouse Classic Captain: oh yeah Classic Captain: only you and i have recollections of it hawkbutterblue: Because...we were the only humans alive back then hawkbutterblue: Other humans only evolved in the past few weeks Classic Captain: oh yeah thats right hawkbutterblue: Did you see that thing on animal planet about evolution? Classic Captain: nope hawkbutterblue: "scientists" predicted what earth will be like in 200 million years hawkbutterblue: The animals hawkbutterblue: It was weird... hawkbutterblue: Turles evolved to be bigger than the dinosaurs hawkbutterblue: Squids moved into the trees Classic Captain: turtles will take over the earth, as well they should hawkbutterblue: Nope, the squids are the smart ones hawkbutterblue: They come close to being like humans hawkbutterblue: They kill another kind of squid by using weapons Classic Captain: thats so funny Classic Captain: but ther smartest being of all will be of course dr. bull hawkbutterblue: always hawkbutterblue: He keeps evolving hawkbutterblue: I want him as a sub again... Classic Captain: im sure he'll come to anderson some time hawkbutterblue: Nah, probably not hawkbutterblue: We should go to davidson one morning and go to all of our old classes hawkbutterblue: No one would notice... hawkbutterblue: Sit sit in the back corner hawkbutterblue: *Just sit Classic Captain: with shadow guy hawkbutterblue: I wonder if all my teachers are still there hawkbutterblue: They're pretty old... hawkbutterblue: especially the russian terrorist Classic Captain: he went back to russia hawkbutterblue: to terrorize hawkbutterblue: He doesn't realize that he's not supposed to terrorize his own country Classic Captain: and he keeps chewing away hawkbutterblue: they don't have a lot of grass in russia hawkbutterblue: Just snow... Classic Captain: he eats..a lot of snow cones hawkbutterblue: and snow spheres Classic Captain: those things are nasty..snow cones.. hawkbutterblue: They are dumb hawkbutterblue: It's just ice! Classic Captain: they have..no taste hawkbutterblue: All the juice they squirt in it goes to the bottom, and it tastes too nasty to drink Classic Captain: no one has actually tasted it, they're too afraid hawkbutterblue: They assume Classic Captain: not even australian scientists hawkbutterblue: They're in Big Red hawkbutterblue: People on healthboards.com amaze me everyday Classic Captain: yeah, there is some pretty crazy people on there hawkbutterblue: with spines sticking out of their backs Classic Captain: dying in a pool of their own blood below a cliff hawkbutterblue: Sounds like a francavilla story hawkbutterblue: But he still lived Classic Captain: always hawkbutterblue: But he also...retired! Classic Captain: eehhh Classic Captain: and i bet he waited till a good age to collect social security hawkbutterblue: And he haggles with the merchants for 50% off Classic Captain: and ends up getting it free hawkbutterblue signed off at 12:46:50 PM. hawkbutterblue signed on at 12:46:53 PM.