hawkbutterblue: be-longs to the sea now
hawkbutterblue: 6
hawkbutterblue: the cold man
hawkbutterblue: 3
hawkbutterblue: ice cold bites
hawkbutterblue: 3
hawkbutterblue: That's a cruel prank
hawkbutterblue: You're playing with my mind
Classic Captain: yup
hawkbutterblue: Not hard to do...
Classic Captain: i kept changing it because the syllabels!! ahh!!
Classic Captain: it drove me off the brink of insanity
hawkbutterblue: So you're playing with your own mind too
hawkbutterblue: You change your profile too much
Classic Captain: literature is playing with my mind
hawkbutterblue: Put in there that you're gonna go 3 days without gliding, so you won't change it for 3 days
hawkbutterblue: Even though you won't go 3 days
Classic Captain: or 1
hawkbutterblue: or 15 minutes
Classic Captain: seconds
hawkbutterblue: parsects
hawkbutterblue: ...?
hawkbutterblue: That's star trek talk
Classic Captain: i did it 4 times the day i got new computer
Classic Captain: zorkulons
hawkbutterblue: Doesn't it ever get raw and hurt?
Classic Captain: really dorky word..
Classic Captain: nope
hawkbutterblue: Sometimes if the conditioner starts drying up, it hurts really bad but I can't stop
Classic Captain: i just use lotion..since there is a conspiracy to keep conditioner out of the house..
hawkbutterblue: Why?
hawkbutterblue: I only use conditioner in the shower, no lube out of the shower!
hawkbutterblue: Conditioner is evil
Classic Captain: i dont know..im just weird that way i guess
hawkbutterblue signed off at 1:47:22 PM. 
hawkbutterblue signed on at 1:47:33 PM. 
hawkbutterblue: Ooh...lousy aim
Classic Captain: aim 9.876
hawkbutterblue: Now what did you say?
Classic Captain: the secondary consumer brand
hawkbutterblue: of aim?
Classic Captain: Classic Captain: i dont know..im just weird that way i guess
hawkbutterblue: oh
Classic Captain: yeah
hawkbutterblue signed off at 1:48:33 PM. 
hawkbutterblue signed on at 1:48:42 PM. 
hawkbutterblue: ...
Classic Captain: you were still typing when you were signed off..scary
hawkbutterblue: I'm a really good typer...
hawkbutterblue: That's why
Classic Captain: you can break the rules of time
hawkbutterblue: yes
hawkbutterblue: I'm on 56k...eh...
Classic Captain: haha
hawkbutterblue: No more aerodynamic cable modem!
Classic Captain: im on my new speed demon, this thing has so much ram..
hawkbutterblue: A guy my mom works with was telling me about something he helped his friend build
hawkbutterblue: He put 20 HD's in it
hawkbutterblue: 1 terrabyte of space
Classic Captain: sounds like derek
hawkbutterblue: 4 processors
hawkbutterblue: I forgot how much ram, but it was many many gigs
hawkbutterblue: He said the whole thing cost about $10,000
Classic Captain: a huge computer nerd no doubt
hawkbutterblue: I want one of those
hawkbutterblue: yes
hawkbutterblue: 20 hard drives is insane
hawkbutterblue: Could you fill up a terrabyte?
Classic Captain: even more insane than my haiku
Classic Captain: yeah, with porn alone, lol
hawkbutterblue: I was thinking that myself
hawkbutterblue: I could fill it up with text documents
hawkbutterblue: That's a lot of text...
Classic Captain: youll need the paper pushers for that
hawkbutterblue: To push the papers into the hard drive
Classic Captain: which one?
hawkbutterblue: Drive...X
Classic Captain: ok
hawkbutterblue: Creation X
hawkbutterblue: Best website ever
Classic Captain: oh god..
hawkbutterblue: You know that was a great site!
Classic Captain: the 64 bit optic proccessor..now that is a dream system
Classic Captain: i think the warez cave is better
hawkbutterblue: Siberian Warez Cave
Classic Captain: yeah
hawkbutterblue: I would put it back up...but I'm on 56k
hawkbutterblue: I lot of people ask me how to get things
Classic Captain: it would be murder running a server of 56k
hawkbutterblue: "How do I...get things?"
Classic Captain: reach inside your pocket
hawkbutterblue: It's murder on comcast cable too
hawkbutterblue: They cap your upload to 15kbps
Classic Captain: oh my god
Classic Captain: someone has to kill them
hawkbutterblue: That's why the cave was always slow
hawkbutterblue: but...the download is faster than most cable modems
hawkbutterblue: For me at least...
hawkbutterblue: Have you used the internet at school?
Classic Captain: a few times yeah
hawkbutterblue: They have a fiber connection
Classic Captain: i think it runs pretty good
hawkbutterblue: I saw someone test it at 1300kbps...
hawkbutterblue: That's not that fast
hawkbutterblue: But it is shared with every computer in the school
hawkbutterblue: It's fast...but...
hawkbutterblue: Not fast enough!
Classic Captain: hook it up to dr. bulls brain, and all the computers in the school would blow
hawkbutterblue: They would implode
Classic Captain: with the rest of the universer
hawkbutterblue: They would implode from the outside
Classic Captain: it feels later than it is. it feels like it should be..like 4 or 5..but this half day screwed me up
hawkbutterblue: me too
hawkbutterblue: Have days are mysterious
hawkbutterblue: alkf
hawkbutterblue: ...
hawkbutterblue: half
Classic Captain: alf
Classic Captain: under the bed!
hawkbutterblue: I mess up words in ways that no one else does
hawkbutterblue: He'll eat my feet!
Classic Captain: i still find that so hilarious
hawkbutterblue: It wasn't funny!
Classic Captain: come here wiiiilly!
hawkbutterblue: I hate having a bed that's open underneath...
hawkbutterblue: Not only is alf hiding under there...but that cats go under there
Classic Captain: and alf eats the cats
hawkbutterblue: no...just their feet
Classic Captain: your cats crawl out with their teeth
hawkbutterblue: Inky uses his giant claw
Classic Captain: inky doodle
hawkbutterblue: I really want to leave the house...but it's really cold out there
Classic Captain: i hate winter..
hawkbutterblue: I hate...weather
Classic Captain: tear out your nerves
hawkbutterblue: Tss! Ooh! The nerve!
Classic Captain: that is the weirdest thing we ever came up with..
hawkbutterblue: I don't know...everything we come up with is weird
Classic Captain: TWC (the weird club)
hawkbutterblue: TWBC
hawkbutterblue: The Weird Breakfast Club
Classic Captain: i think bender should have been a fork..a living pun
hawkbutterblue: Uh...what?
Classic Captain: i dont know...im too tired to make sense today
Classic Captain: i stay up all night on my computer..and watching Frasier...
hawkbutterblue: My mom finally got rid of my "bed time"
hawkbutterblue: But I still go to bed at 10...
Classic Captain: if i am on my computer typing after like 12 she starts yelling at me..i just tell her to shut up..
hawkbutterblue: I've gone to bed at 10 for so many years...I can't stay up later
hawkbutterblue: It's weird
Classic Captain: you're the model of good sleep habbits
hawkbutterblue: yes
hawkbutterblue: I get exactly 8 hours
hawkbutterblue: 10PM - 6AM
Classic Captain: and a fresh apple for the teacher
hawkbutterblue: With a worm in it
hawkbutterblue: With a bomb in it, like in Real Genius
hawkbutterblue: I haven't seen that movie in a long time...
Classic Captain: since 80s night
hawkbutterblue: yes
hawkbutterblue: I remember we made a huhe list on songs we were gonna play that night
Classic Captain: yeah
hawkbutterblue: It was like 15 hours of music
hawkbutterblue: And 4 days of movies
Classic Captain: it was so illogical
hawkbutterblue: Everything we ever did was
hawkbutterblue: Like making noodle cookies
hawkbutterblue: Bad bad bad idea...
Classic Captain: oh my god i forgot about those
hawkbutterblue: That was fun though
hawkbutterblue: No sugar...
Classic Captain: yeah, that was great
hawkbutterblue: taking them to school for people to eat
Classic Captain: i feel so sorry for anyone who ate those horribly mutations
hawkbutterblue: Didn't selke eat one?
Classic Captain: yeah
hawkbutterblue: He'll eat anything
Classic Captain: yes
hawkbutterblue: Kevin, eat this tractor tire!
hawkbutterblue: "Mmm...ok!"
Classic Captain: he has 20 stomachs
hawkbutterblue: 21 if you count his human stomach
hawkbutterblue: Haha!
Classic Captain: i..uh..meant to do that!
hawkbutterblue: The noodle cookies has infected your computer
hawkbutterblue: They're mad at you for making them so bad
Classic Captain: well i cant blame them for that
Classic Captain: those things look grotesque
Classic Captain: they deserve all the revenge they can get
hawkbutterblue: We even put the ramen flavoring in them...
hawkbutterblue: not even maruchan could make them taste good
Classic Captain: oh god..what were we thinking
Classic Captain: i think its a good thing we never had that iron cheft spoof. only god knows what we could have created
hawkbutterblue: What were ya thinkin BH, yeah...yeah...yeah!
hawkbutterblue: Golden Chef
Classic Captain: yeah
hawkbutterblue: We should still do that
hawkbutterblue: It would be great
Classic Captain: it would be a mess..lol
hawkbutterblue: "And the golden chef has made some...noodle cookies! Run for your lives!"
Classic Captain: the noodle cookies would have a mind of their own
hawkbutterblue: And built in tentacles
Classic Captain: they would float in the air while making cheesy NES noises
hawkbutterblue: 8 bit sounds
hawkbutterblue: beep...beep...higher pitched beep
Classic Captain: 1 bit sounds
Classic Captain: *silence*
hawkbutterblue: -3 bit sounds
hawkbutterblue: It takes sounds out of the air
Classic Captain: "i hate this piece of---"
hawkbutterblue: the system won't let you talk bad about it
hawkbutterblue: It's the Super Pretendo
Classic Captain: it has little googly eyes glues to the front of it..always watching you.
hawkbutterblue: And always googling
Classic Captain: for no reason..
Classic Captain: shifting around..as fast as yours
hawkbutterblue: Nah...not that fast
hawkbutterblue: I'm scheduling myself to see my special friend again
hawkbutterblue: I haven't seen her in a few months
Classic Captain: youll get resheduled
Classic Captain: i butchered that...
hawkbutterblue: everytime...
hawkbutterblue: not as bad as I butchered half
hawkbutterblue: alkf
Classic Captain: now i feel better
hawkbutterblue: I've never seen someone who can butcher words like I can
hawkbutterblue: I correct a lot of them before I send it though
Classic Captain: i dont really notice..
hawkbutterblue: relaly?
Classic Captain: npoe
hawkbutterblue: ypeo
Classic Captain: haha
Classic Captain: my new drive only has like 4 gigs...bleerrrrgg
hawkbutterblue: Alright, I'm supposed to go over her house tomorrow
hawkbutterblue: ...
hawkbutterblue: blerg
Classic Captain: yope
hawkbutterblue: I'm starting to eat "Hohos" like crazyu
hawkbutterblue: crazy
Classic Captain: hohos only exist in televsion references
hawkbutterblue: I'm eating one right now
Classic Captain: your eating a ho
Classic Captain: *ho
Classic Captain: hehe
hawkbutterblue: I don't like eating stuff like this...but it's so convenient!
Classic Captain: your gonna be a fat man
hawkbutterblue: nope
Classic Captain: skinny boy----fat man
hawkbutterblue: neva!
Classic Captain: word up yo
hawkbutterblue: word to ya motha
Classic Captain: ok, thats enough ebonix. i get way too much in school.
hawkbutterblue: Not as much as when we were in tech with shane north
Classic Captain: oh god..thats right
Classic Captain: ma bad meeesta haymen!
Classic Captain: *cringes*
hawkbutterblue: Me bad???
hawkbutterblue: Me bad!!!!
Classic Captain: eehhh
Classic Captain: my math class is strange..no one ever shows up. fations never does..he didnt even for finals.
hawkbutterblue: he didn't in history either
Classic Captain: he went back to albania
hawkbutterblue: For mama's cookies
Classic Captain: at the top of the mountain
hawkbutterblue: I think there is way too much stuff in the fantasy world
hawkbutterblue: We can't keep track of it all
Classic Captain: a lot of it gets dusted back into dirty corners
hawkbutterblue: the really dirty corners...
hawkbutterblue: Like...vallencourt crab
Classic Captain: oh yeah
Classic Captain: miagi
hawkbutterblue: Getting less and less light!
Classic Captain: we really should have our own like radio sow
hawkbutterblue: yes
Classic Captain: F.W.R (fantasy world radio)
Classic Captain: no one would get it
hawkbutterblue: not even us
Classic Captain: we would have a total of 2 viewers, just us
Classic Captain: *listeners..
hawkbutterblue: I wouldn't listen
hawkbutterblue: I don't want to hear my own voice
Classic Captain: everyone hates their own voice recorded and such
hawkbutterblue: What I don't get is how people like to look at themselves
hawkbutterblue: chimps and such
Classic Captain: with those little portable mirrors
Classic Captain: always with the mirrors!
hawkbutterblue: And if they see anyone with a camera, they want a picture taken of them
Classic Captain: yeah, or some girls hate getting their picture taken
hawkbutterblue: I hate that...
Classic Captain: they see me with a camera and scream "no! dont take a picture of me!", and im just like "uhh..i wasnt"
hawkbutterblue: But everyone who knows I hate pictures taken of me always messes with my mind
hawkbutterblue: They always point the camera at me or take pictures of someone right by me
Classic Captain: but the picture comes out as one of you
hawkbutterblue: Ahh!
hawkbutterblue: stupid dog...
hawkbutterblue: I miss having a smart dog like paws around
Classic Captain: puppyyy!
hawkbutterblue: yes
Classic Captain: stuuupid!
hawkbutterblue: Come here puppy!
hawkbutterblue: But this dog really is stupid
hawkbutterblue: It's a pit bull
hawkbutterblue: And it really is a puppy...
Classic Captain: do you live by the park in wyandotte?
hawkbutterblue: What park?
hawkbutterblue: We have a park?
Classic Captain: oh god...
Classic Captain: you are clueless
hawkbutterblue: I have no idea where I live
hawkbutterblue: I know nothing
Classic Captain: on electric street
hawkbutterblue: street, address, phone number, area code
hawkbutterblue: I don't know any of it
Classic Captain: go explore, its really a nice city. just put on a jacket.
hawkbutterblue signed off at 3:00:27 PM. 
hawkbutterblue signed on at 3:00:42 PM. 
hawkbutterblue: What did you say?
Classic Captain: i said go jump off a cliff
hawkbutterblue: We have a cliff here?
Classic Captain: you live right on the edge
hawkbutterblue: It must be this thing with a big pile of larks at the bottom
Classic Captain: caawwww!
hawkbutterblue: The third arm smacks them in the face
Classic Captain: since your a hawk, you can fly off it
hawkbutterblue: Ride the thermals for hundreds of miles
Classic Captain: just walking for miles...hundreds of miles..
hawkbutterblue: straight line
hawkbutterblue: For 2000 miles!
hawkbutterblue: Just straight!
hawkbutterblue: I went for 9,500 miles, right down there!
Classic Captain: thats a long way
hawkbutterblue: Straight for 22,750 miles!
hawkbutterblue: Right in a line for at least 76,000 miles!
hawkbutterblue: I must've went 156,700, just straight!
hawkbutterblue: It was good the first time I did it
Classic Captain: i went to one of those taco bell/pizza hut places, they're great..but..they dont have the pizza hut part..
hawkbutterblue: they forgot it
hawkbutterblue: It's in the bathroom
hawkbutterblue: Some guy in a stall selling pizza
Classic Captain: in bathroom world
hawkbutterblue: One door? Multiple doors?
hawkbutterblue: Ahh! Pervert!
Classic Captain: ahhh! no!
hawkbutterblue: *I walk in*
hawkbutterblue: Ooh! Multiple doors!
Classic Captain: damn you..
hawkbutterblue: The doors decieve you!
Classic Captain: ill be a pervert forever...
hawkbutterblue: With our perverted smile
hawkbutterblue: your
Classic Captain: it comes in handy though
hawkbutterblue: Yes...it makes old ladies smack you
hawkbutterblue: Pervert! *smack*
Classic Captain: yeah..
Classic Captain: with their purses..with their damn mirrors!
hawkbutterblue: And their regular mirrors
Classic Captain: huge mirrors. "ahh!"
hawkbutterblue: Derek sized mirrors
Classic Captain: oh no!
Classic Captain: i can almost see his feet
hawkbutterblue: Have you noticed that derek's size varies more than anything else we talk about?
hawkbutterblue: One minutes he's as tall as a building, the next minutes one molecule in his body is as big as the universe
Classic Captain: yeah
Classic Captain: but thats the fantasy world for you
hawkbutterblue: and for you
Classic Captain: and for him
Classic Captain: shadow guy!
hawkbutterblue: yes
Classic Captain: no
Classic Captain: yes
hawkbutterblue: no
hawkbutterblue: yes
hawkbutterblue: no?
hawkbutterblue: yes?
hawkbutterblue: Italian
Classic Captain: po! jo! jammiere!
hawkbutterblue: (po/jo)=(yes/no)
Classic Captain: albanian math
hawkbutterblue: that's the only equation they have
Classic Captain: i think we deserve some award for talking as long as we do about absoulutely nothing of sense
hawkbutterblue: Just talking as long as we do
hawkbutterblue: We're the two most incompatable people on earth
hawkbutterblue: we can argue about anything
hawkbutterblue: And...we do
Classic Captain: but we talk forever
Classic Captain: and ever..and ever
Classic Captain: if we didnt have any school or have to eat or anything we would talk until we died, and in our graves we would still talk
hawkbutterblue: like skeletons in army of darkness
Classic Captain: the odd couple..as skeletons
hawkbutterblue: Oscar!
Classic Captain: they hate eachother but they dont..weird
hawkbutterblue: name some japanese music
hawkbutterblue: songs
hawkbutterblue: "Heavy" stuff
Classic Captain: search for songs by Sex Machine Guns
hawkbutterblue: That's a band, not a song!
hawkbutterblue: Bah!
Classic Captain: hide has more industrial songs, ill have to ask brian for names for you.
hawkbutterblue: "Industrial Song"
Classic Captain: yeah..
hawkbutterblue: Yeah...
Classic Captain: at the end of this one j rock bands live, they through bottled water out into the crowd while screaming "water!", it was so funny watching that video.
hawkbutterblue: ...
hawkbutterblue: They should throw monitors
Classic Captain: into car windows
Classic Captain: i still think that is my best idea ever
hawkbutterblue: But you probably won't ever do it
Classic Captain: no..but it would be great if i could.
hawkbutterblue: I think that could be a great advertising campaign, for a business
Classic Captain: my extention cord was getting in the way of stuff too much so i duck taped it to the wall, now every time i look at it i just laugh.
hawkbutterblue: Throw business cards at people while they drive
hawkbutterblue: Huge business cards
Classic Captain: "Dell computers..youll remember us"
hawkbutterblue: They will get huge papercuts
hawkbutterblue: Throw large pastries at people for the bakery
hawkbutterblue: It will explode and they will get blueberry all over themselves
Classic Captain: and then turn into one
hawkbutterblue: and eat themselves
Classic Captain: i wish i could eat myself...
Classic Captain: i would be tasty
hawkbutterblue: You wish you could suck yourself
Classic Captain: yeah
hawkbutterblue: I'm getting very "antsy"
Classic Captain: just move your leg up and down..
hawkbutterblue: they always are
hawkbutterblue: both of them
Classic Captain: yeah, i do it like every day in class. people tell me to stop it.
hawkbutterblue: I do it while I'm watching TV, and the entertainment center starts to vibrate
Classic Captain: our conversation now doesnt look like we are talking about our legs
hawkbutterblue: Eh...
hawkbutterblue: I do it alone, or with friends
Classic Captain: who uses the words 'antsy' anymore??
hawkbutterblue: me...
hawkbutterblue: piontek probably
Classic Captain: yeah
Classic Captain: she knows every known word in existance
hawkbutterblue: slovenly...
Classic Captain: yes!
Classic Captain: its still too early..it needs to be later in the day..
hawkbutterblue: It should be...tomorrow
hawkbutterblue: So I can go over my special friend's
Classic Captain: you were never good at jokes
hawkbutterblue: That wasn't supposed to be funny...
Classic Captain: hehe, i know
Classic Captain: i never get rescheduled
hawkbutterblue: So why did the bear cross the river???
Classic Captain: to drown
hawkbutterblue: He couldn't swim!!!
hawkbutterblue: I hate when people say "drowned"
hawkbutterblue: "I almost drowned!"
Classic Captain: hehe
Classic Captain: i drownded
hawkbutterblue: north!
Classic Captain: sorry meesta haymen
hawkbutterblue: Dog, I 'most derounded!
Classic Captain: ah, too much ghetto speak!
hawkbutterblue: knomesayin'?
Classic Captain: nope
hawkbutterblue: me eever
Classic Captain: eever isnt a ghetto speak word
hawkbutterblue: I know...it's a cute word
Classic Captain: not cute to me
hawkbutterblue: oooootay!!!!
Classic Captain: eeehhhhhhh
hawkbutterblue: i sowwie
Classic Captain: oh god..im gonna kill someone..."you! over here!!"
hawkbutterblue: you bad
Classic Captain: fly away hawk
Auto response from hawkbutterblue: I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen.

hawkbutterblue: What?
Classic Captain: go play your game