hawkbutterblue: good for you Classic Captain: sometimes hawkbutterblue: In case you haven't figured it out, I'm not a random person Classic Captain: i just go with the flow of who ever im's me.. hawkbutterblue: Or...you go with the flo Classic Captain: i wish hawkbutterblue: Bad album name Classic Captain: no hawkbutterblue: It would be hard to explain if you were ever famous Classic Captain: ert hawkbutterblue: "Yeah it was...an albanian" Classic Captain: hm? hawkbutterblue: What? hawkbutterblue: Hm what? Classic Captain: nevermind hawkbutterblue: alwaysmind Classic Captain: you're much to predictable, always altering everything i say, no one else does that. hawkbutterblue: Um... hawkbutterblue: everyone else does that Classic Captain: o i c hawkbutterblue: Hey! hawkbutterblue: Only me, and idiot, can use that! hawkbutterblue: idiots Classic Captain: ok hawkbutterblue: I use it when I'm trying to not talk like me hawkbutterblue: Works like a frog on a frisbee Classic Captain: that good huh? hawkbutterblue: That good Classic Captain: wow.. hawkbutterblue: I stole that from DB...or DBZ... hawkbutterblue: roshi hawkbutterblue: He's a funny old man... Classic Captain: but the salt water turtle is the best Classic Captain: i think he is plotting against all of them..secretly hawkbutterblue: His "power level" is something like 0.001 Classic Captain: but he only keeps it down not to draw attention to himself Classic Captain: SSJ turtle hawkbutterblue: His shell turns golden and flips upside down hawkbutterblue: Dispite that fact that his spine is attached to it... Classic Captain: and it crushes his legs hawkbutterblue: crushed legs and a twisted spine hawkbutterblue: That ultimate display of power hawkbutterblue: *The Classic Captain: so why such a stupid user name hawkbutterblue: I got bored, so I made a new one hawkbutterblue: Not to use...just to make hawkbutterblue: I tried about 15,000 different ones hawkbutterblue: all taken Classic Captain: i know, it gets bad hawkbutterblue: qazwsxedc was even taken hawkbutterblue: That's a pattern on the keyboard... Classic Captain: didnt try ultrahawkmaster did you? hawkbutterblue: I want to talk to that person hawkbutterblue: Nope... hawkbutterblue: No more masters hawkbutterblue: Ultra Ki Master and Super Ki Master are enough Classic Captain: yeah, enough masters hawkbutterblue: Kah-Ra-Tay Master Classic Captain: too long hawkbutterblue: Kah-Ra-Tay Guy Classic Captain: ok hawkbutterblue: AOL puts a limit on the number of names you can have with an email address...but they're only making more returned email for themselves by people putting in fake emails Classic Captain: im sure they have their technical reasons..or not hawkbutterblue: They have big fat guys that sit around and go through thousands of returned email hawkbutterblue: "Aw shucks...another one!" hawkbutterblue: And they all wear aol hats Classic Captain: that would be the worst existance ever hawkbutterblue: Aw shucks...another one! hawkbutterblue: *adjusts hat* hawkbutterblue: I've been noticing that every japanese song you've given me...no one else has hawkbutterblue: It took me 15 minutes to find "bacteria" on kazaa hawkbutterblue: It's not that abstract...I wouldn't think... Classic Captain: im surprised you actually went out to find it hawkbutterblue: It's a good song Classic Captain: yes it is hawkbutterblue: The chemicals in my brain have gone mad hawkbutterblue: I also considered dying my hair pink Classic Captain: interesting hawkbutterblue: But then I wouldn't be able to wear it flat anymore...and it takes actual time to do it in the morning Classic Captain: i dont want to do that stuff anymore..it was simply a phase. hawkbutterblue: It's growing into my field of vision hawkbutterblue: I can always see my hair now...it's weird hawkbutterblue: Everything is just a phase Classic Captain: i suppose, yeah hawkbutterblue: I might dye my hair just to piss mom off hawkbutterblue: Hehe...for the wedding Classic Captain: that would make nice wedding pictures hawkbutterblue: Yes...the wedding hawkbutterblue: March 8th hawkbutterblue: I have to wear a tux...eh... hawkbutterblue: I think a tux and pink hair would be cool looking Classic Captain: i see you're thinking more like a "freak" now. now you have to buy marylin manson albums and dress in all black. hawkbutterblue: No...I'm not anymore freakish, I don't think hawkbutterblue: And I only like 1 manson song that I know of Classic Captain: ah i see hawkbutterblue: And not even the whole song... hawkbutterblue: The drum beat and guitar Classic Captain: no need to prove anything to me hawkbutterblue: Now mudvayne...they're great Classic Captain: no comment hawkbutterblue: You won't believe me...but they really have changed a lot hawkbutterblue: I guess they're more "mature" hawkbutterblue: Not as much screaming, and more melody Classic Captain: more actuall..music hawkbutterblue: Yes, actually hawkbutterblue: I would seriously recommend that you listen to some of the new album Classic Captain: interesting..ill have to do that. hawkbutterblue: "World So Cold" is extremely mellow Classic Captain: ok hawkbutterblue: And if you don't like it...then...don't listen anymore... Classic Captain: but i have no audio cables in my computer as of right now..so.. hawkbutterblue: But I guess that was faily obvious hawkbutterblue: I'm on a new computer too hawkbutterblue: In a new house too... Classic Captain: in a new country hawkbutterblue: No...but in a new city hawkbutterblue: wyandotte hawkbutterblue: With the vampires Classic Captain: scary hawkbutterblue: yeah hawkbutterblue: But I have to walk to jabro's everyday after school...very cold Classic Captain: that sucks hawkbutterblue: I walk right by my dad's house...but I have to keep going hawkbutterblue: Oooh...I hate that Classic Captain: you curse it as you go by hawkbutterblue: No...I just think about how warm it must be inside Classic Captain: oh ok hawkbutterblue: I walk with "shorty" and she is dumber everyday hawkbutterblue: Sometimes instead of talking...she makes strange noises Classic Captain: strange hawkbutterblue: very hawkbutterblue: But she's still hot, so it's alright Classic Captain: of course hawkbutterblue: But I won't be seeing her for very much longer hawkbutterblue: A few more months hawkbutterblue: And I'll be gone...:'( Classic Captain: wheres that hawkbutterblue: colorado Classic Captain: youll be consumed with dust hawkbutterblue: dust? Classic Captain: dusty place... Classic Captain: i dont know... hawkbutterblue: I thought it would be more snowy... hawkbutterblue: in the mountains... Classic Captain: maybe hawkbutterblue: The great Dusty Mountains hawkbutterblue: Mile high mountains of dust Classic Captain: id give anything to leave michigan.. Classic Captain: or at least this city hawkbutterblue: Haha! I left that city! hawkbutterblue: And...went to the one right next to it... Classic Captain: where the blook sucking monsters hide Classic Captain: and blood hawkbutterblue: and bloom hawkbutterblue: and broom hawkbutterblue: broom sucking monsters hawkbutterblue: The brooms get caught in their throats Classic Captain: that would suck hawkbutterblue: Pun intended? Classic Captain: nope actually hawkbutterblue: broom sucking...you know... Classic Captain: yes..i get it hawkbutterblue: No you don't...let me explain Classic Captain: *rolls eyes* hawkbutterblue: You see...the monsters suck the brooms Classic Captain: oh for god sake! hawkbutterblue: And you said that would suck hawkbutterblue: So you see...suck and suck are the same hawkbutterblue: Eh...explanation complete Classic Captain: ok hawkbutterblue: Yeah... hawkbutterblue: A lot of people ask me about you hawkbutterblue: They ask if you dropped out or something Classic Captain: "yeah, he did" hawkbutterblue: And they seem to think I'm the info source on you Classic Captain: just tell them to go to www.steveisinfactalive.com hawkbutterblue: I'll tell them to go to http://www.boysjerking.com Classic Captain: oh yeah hawkbutterblue: You are on that site...under the name "Rapheal" Classic Captain: *shifty eyes* hawkbutterblue: "I am Rapheal! I will make your fantasies...a reality!" hawkbutterblue: "Yes Fation, it is I, Rapheal!" Classic Captain: "whats that? no need to pay me, this one is on the house!" hawkbutterblue: "Ok man...but don't get too rough on me!" hawkbutterblue: "I'm still sore from last time!" hawkbutterblue: Crazy albanians... Classic Captain: people think that you get really sore after that, but you dont! crazy americans.. hawkbutterblue: Well...it makes sense that you would Classic Captain: i guess hawkbutterblue: Try sticking a pineapple in there...I bet you'd be hurting Classic Captain: mm..yummy hawkbutterblue: assapple hawkbutterblue: I hope you've never put any food up there... Classic Captain: no, not quite hawkbutterblue: Good hawkbutterblue: Still with tom? Classic Captain: yup hawkbutterblue: Weird hawkbutterblue: It seems like gay guys don't break up hawkbutterblue: oops hawkbutterblue: as easily as guys and girls Classic Captain: i guess.. hawkbutterblue: yep hawkbutterblue: queer as folk box set? hawkbutterblue: Isn't that a show about gay guys? Classic Captain: yeah, its a show hawkbutterblue: Did you tell your parents about...the issue? Classic Captain: nope hawkbutterblue: But you have a box set of a gay show... Classic Captain: lol, yeah, kind of funny hawkbutterblue: Of course...your mom could never figure anything out Classic Captain: haha, yeah hawkbutterblue: She could catch you having a massive gay orgy, and ask why you let the dog out Classic Captain: something like that hawkbutterblue: yep