Ultra Ki Master: MovieGuy1138: It is frequently claimed that upon returning to the Rebel base after destroying the Death Star, Luke exclaims, "Carrie!" when he hears Leia (Carrie Fisher) call "Luke!" Sound designer Ben Burtt has confirmed that, after extensive listening, it appears to be "Hey" or "Yay"; Mark Hamill reports that he said, "Hey! There she is!" but mumbled the last word. Ultra Ki Master: This is the hellish torment I must endure!! Classic Captain: that is pretty hellish Ultra Ki Master: Imagine that popping up everytime you were watching porn Ultra Ki Master: It completely ruins the moment... Classic Captain: the nice romantic moment of watching a BJ video Ultra Ki Master: yes Ultra Ki Master: or a DJ video Classic Captain: or a..PJ video Ultra Ki Master: AJ, BJ, CJ, and DJ are all guy's names Ultra Ki Master: There should be a guy named EJ Classic Captain: Edward Johnson Ultra Ki Master: Earl Jones Ultra Ki Master: James Earl Jones... Ultra Ki Master: actor... Classic Captain: not enough peoples names start with an e Ultra Ki Master: ernie Ultra Ki Master: bert & ernie Ultra Ki Master: Hi, I'm bert! *shakes hand* Ultra Ki Master: Remember that one? Ultra Ki Master: That's old Ultra Ki Master: That strange guy in davidson... Classic Captain: ooh yeah Ultra Ki Master: Who was that devilish woman who ran ISS? Classic Captain: for a minute i thought you were actually refering to a sesame street episode Ultra Ki Master: fake detroit cop... Classic Captain: Merdock Ultra Ki Master: *shudders* Classic Captain: that fantasy world in Davidson is 10 times better than Anderson Ultra Ki Master: I remember cleaning that one day...that was a fun day Classic Captain: yes Ultra Ki Master: You cleaned while I talked to my friend Ultra Ki Master: that's when I had the clown hair Ultra Ki Master: *sides pop out* Ultra Ki Master: Eh... Classic Captain: that style was so funny.. Classic Captain: especially because the sides were long Ultra Ki Master: I hope to one day soon bring it back Ultra Ki Master: just for one day Ultra Ki Master: my hair is even longer now Ultra Ki Master: more clownish! Ultra Ki Master: *honks nose* Classic Captain: yeah, you have the 70's thing goin with the bangs Ultra Ki Master: I don't know what else to do with it... Ultra Ki Master: And don't say "cut it" Classic Captain: i think long hair spikes looks bad, and it looks bad just mushroomed down like that, so i dont know what to say.. Ultra Ki Master: It's not mushroomed...it's only a true mushroom if the top is long and the sides are shaved Classic Captain: well i call it mushroomed, whatever.. Ultra Ki Master: I should pull out most of it, and comb it all back Ultra Ki Master: I would be Dr. Bull Ultra Ki Master: Only not as smart Ultra Ki Master: Dr. Bull Light Classic Captain: yeah, get the stylish thing goin, gel it back and leave one thick strand out on your forhead. Ultra Ki Master: Or...Lite Ultra Ki Master: Gackt has a "mushroom" Ultra Ki Master: But it has that messy look Ultra Ki Master: I should do that, and always wear sunglasses Classic Captain: i love all j rockers hair, escpecially the long hair from industrial bands. Ultra Ki Master: Hide...pink! Classic Captain: yeah, that looked great on him Ultra Ki Master: it depends on how he styled it Ultra Ki Master: sometimes he had a stupid mullet thing going on Classic Captain: yeah, i wasnt favorable to that style.. Ultra Ki Master: pink mullet... Ultra Ki Master: strangest hair ever Classic Captain: yeah, depend on japanese musicians to have the weirdest hair styles ever. Ultra Ki Master: depend on me to have the clowniest hair style ever Classic Captain: that just looked so funny i had to make fun of it.. Ultra Ki Master: renc commented that I changed it everyday Ultra Ki Master: I didn't! Same everyday!! Classic Captain: any statement he makes can not be false! Classic Captain: "i invented cheese" Classic Captain: "yes..you did!" Ultra Ki Master: Clownish...everyday Ultra Ki Master: What if he says "I am wrong!" Ultra Ki Master: Would he be right or wrong? Ultra Ki Master: Ooh...that's a stumper... Classic Captain: ...shut up! Ultra Ki Master: "stave clark thinks fation is ugly!" Ultra Ki Master: *steve Classic Captain: everyone likes to think of me as steve clark..i guess its a catchy "full name" Classic Captain: nice suit and tie name Ultra Ki Master: I say it because whenever someone says "steve", they aren't talking about you Classic Captain: i think i should kill all the steves in this school..all but me Ultra Ki Master: mrs. bowers always calls on steve monrreal by saying "steve" Ultra Ki Master: she calls on you by saying "hey kid!" Classic Captain: "you..fag! get over here!" Ultra Ki Master: Not really...but it would be funny! Ultra Ki Master: Kid, your new desk is in this smelly old cage! Ultra Ki Master: And...clean up your mess! Classic Captain: and then someone named "kid" would come and take my place Ultra Ki Master: Then she would call you EJ Ultra Ki Master: and james earl jones would always answer Ultra Ki Master: and do the voice of mufasa Classic Captain: like the lion king.. Ultra Ki Master: um...that is the lion king... Ultra Ki Master: mufasa...simba's dad Ultra Ki Master: However it's spelled Classic Captain: i was just refering to the movie in general.. Ultra Ki Master: He answers with all of the voices at once Ultra Ki Master: Except that stupid bird...I don't like him... Classic Captain: damn..what was him name.. Ultra Ki Master: birdo Ultra Ki Master: *spits egg* Classic Captain: another fantasy world character..only he's real..so...he a fantasy of reality Ultra Ki Master: __ / Ultra Ki Master: ... Ultra Ki Master: Forget I just did that... Ultra Ki Master: *spits egg* Classic Captain: *swallows it* Classic Captain: whoa.. Ultra Ki Master: *spits dust* Classic Captain: i think every time birdo shoots an egg Marios mouth should open wide and catch it Ultra Ki Master: And if the egg is shot at the back of mario's head Ultra Ki Master: It will go around his head...into his mouth Classic Captain: i wonder how it feels to talk about normal things.. Ultra Ki Master: It feels like a trillion and one tiny needles pricking you all over your body Ultra Ki Master: and it drives you to an instant orgasm Ultra Ki Master: somehow... Classic Captain: a gay guy power Ultra Ki Master: Eh... Ultra Ki Master: all gay guys should carry around a staff like gandalf Ultra Ki Master: so they can use their powers Ultra Ki Master: and at least look cool using them Ultra Ki Master: "I am Gay Guy the White!" Classic Captain: literally.. Ultra Ki Master: "I am Gay Guy the Rainbow!" Classic Captain: i want to be a rainbow.. Classic Captain: pretty colors.. Ultra Ki Master: only the most powerful gay wizards can be rainbow! Classic Captain: im an expert, so i can be Ultra Ki Master: *florenc walks in* "No you can't be!" Classic Captain: ooh... Ultra Ki Master: He crushes all of our dreams with his words of truth Ultra Ki Master: your Ultra Ki Master: not our... Classic Captain: oh you know you want to be a rainbow Ultra Ki Master: my dream is not to be rainbow... Ultra Ki Master: I want to be mohogony Ultra Ki Master: with a touch of glitter Classic Captain: and salt Ultra Ki Master: no, that goes on my dinner Ultra Ki Master: and in my eyes Ultra Ki Master: and on my open wounds Ultra Ki Master: it helps drive away the evil spirits Classic Captain: and the witches Ultra Ki Master: and the anti-salt monsters Ultra Ki Master: "Blagh!! We've come to destroy all of your salt! Becklegh!" Classic Captain: "cool" Ultra Ki Master: *melts* Ultra Ki Master: cool is the magic word that makes them melt Ultra Ki Master: or...the magick word Classic Captain: like on a cheesy tripod website.."my page o' magick" Ultra Ki Master: On those occult sites that tell you how to cast love spells, and they try to sell you tarot cards Ultra Ki Master: wait a minute...you have a tripod site! Ultra Ki Master: "steve clark's magick rainbow palace" Classic Captain: a.k.a my gay porn site Ultra Ki Master: with only straight porn on it Ultra Ki Master: If there was porn with a gay guy and a lesbian having sex with each other...would it be gay porn? Classic Captain: i guess so Classic Captain: no..yes..no..? Ultra Ki Master: now what if the guy was bi, and the girl was a lesbian? Ultra Ki Master: still gay? Classic Captain: no Ultra Ki Master: what about gay guy and lesbian, but only oral sex? Classic Captain: it amazes me you think of such thinks..scary actually Classic Captain: no Ultra Ki Master: Hmm...weird how you have an answer to my obscure questions Ultra Ki Master: it's like you think of them before me, and think of answers Ultra Ki Master: Because you know that I'll eventuall ask Ultra Ki Master: eventually Classic Captain: porn is so intergrated into me that i just automatically know everything about it.. Ultra Ki Master: what if a gay male horse and a lesbian engage in a beastiality? Ultra Ki Master: Gay porn? Classic Captain: you are strange and twisted.. Classic Captain: i will not answer yor zoofilia questions Ultra Ki Master: I was just wondering...I took my video camera out last night and...eh...oops... Classic Captain: whoa.. Ultra Ki Master: That was my favorite horse... Ultra Ki Master: He was hung like a horse...haha... Classic Captain: ha..ha..oh..not funny Ultra Ki Master: The ultimate insult to a horse would be "you're hung like a human!" Classic Captain: your hung like a picture Ultra Ki Master: the horse would be afraid to go in public urinals Ultra Ki Master: a crooked picture Ultra Ki Master: It would be great if a horse just wondered into a guys bathroom and properly used the urinal, and walked out Classic Captain: it would be great if everyone realised that "snuck" is not a word Ultra Ki Master: but it sounds better tha\n "sneaked" Classic Captain: but its not proper Ultra Ki Master: but...it sounds proper Classic Captain: the worst is when people say "i seen a good movie" or something..i hate that Ultra Ki Master: After I learned that snuck was supposed o be sneaked...I never even though of changing Ultra Ki Master: Yes, now that is stupid Ultra Ki Master: It doesn't even sound like it could be close to proper Classic Captain: mr. rebeka my old history teacher did that like everyday..ahh Ultra Ki Master: Me bad!!! Classic Captain: florenc said "my bad" to me a couple days ago..it only made me cringe a little Ultra Ki Master: Apes actually say my bad...but me bad is much more apish Ultra Ki Master: Like an actual ape would say Classic Captain: a british ape, "it was my bad old chap" Ultra Ki Master: that mishap was me bad! Classic Captain: that would make me laugh Classic Captain: i think there should be a really proper ape..but that is kind of hypocritical.. Ultra Ki Master: I stole "me bad" from south park Ultra Ki Master: a really old episode Classic Captain: south park is the stupidist show ever.. Ultra Ki Master: You just don't like it because you think it's too apish for you Ultra Ki Master: you don't seem to realize that it's very funny Classic Captain: i just dont find it funny..all they do is swear every five seconds.. Ultra Ki Master: No they don't... Classic Captain: if you dont think they do, you need to get your head examined Ultra Ki Master: But that one episode where they kept saying shit...they did Ultra Ki Master: comedy central let them say shit like 200 or 300 times Ultra Ki Master: cheap advertising scam...but it worked! Classic Captain: every time i say i dont like something you think its because i think im too cultured for it or something..everyone has their own opinions.. Ultra Ki Master: But you go against everything that is popular Ultra Ki Master: Like you say I do with mustangs Classic Captain: no, just things i dont like..i dont dislike one thing souly because it is popular..i know that Ultra Ki Master: At least you're not katie clark...abandon prevalence! Classic Captain: cultured meaning i just want to have a knowledge about many things, many cultures, not that i want to be supperior to certain people or things.. Ultra Ki Master: Being "cultured" has no practical purpose Classic Captain: depends what job you have Classic Captain: or want.. Ultra Ki Master: Unless you go by the mortal kombat quote "knowledge is power" Ultra Ki Master: I've always hated that saying... Classic Captain: it is though.. Classic Captain: to me it rings true Ultra Ki Master: I don't think knowledge is the right word... Ultra Ki Master: to me, "knowledge" is like "book smarts" Classic Captain: well then you have a limited definition of it..because you tend to be that kind of person, thats all.. Ultra Ki Master: it's right in the word...knowledge is what you know Ultra Ki Master: "book smarts" Classic Captain: knowing something doesnt mean it has to be taught in a book, in can be learning from an experience or something.. Classic Captain: you limit yourself too much Ultra Ki Master: Most people with knowledge can't use it for anything...so it isn't worth anything Classic Captain: and you can use "culture" if your going to a different country or something..i think that is a practical use.. Ultra Ki Master: how often do you go to other countries? Classic Captain: well im still young, that doesnt mean i cant gain that knowledge and use it later in life. Classic Captain: its just like saying "you shouldnt play video games or guitar! it serves no practical purpose!" Ultra Ki Master: I never said it did Classic Captain: i know, but it just sounded like you were claiming anything that isnt practical should be eliminated.. Ultra Ki Master: no... Classic Captain: it just came off that way to me i guess.. Ultra Ki Master: I just think that being "cultured" on a place before you've been there is not worth much Ultra Ki Master: It's like studying and analyzing water before a swim meet Ultra Ki Master: You won't be good unless you get in and swim Classic Captain: well i think that statement is very ignorant.. Classic Captain: its better to learn about countries, the way they are, the language before you just go there knowing nothing about it.. Classic Captain: surely that makes sense to you Classic Captain: it just prepares you.. Ultra Ki Master: you don't need anything besides the "basics" Ultra Ki Master: basica cultural practices and basic language skills Classic Captain: well i think you do..i think its a lot better at least, so everything doesnt come at you at once.. Ultra Ki Master: that's great, you can go be cultured and I'll play video games Classic Captain: you said you want to learn about China..so thats a bit hypocrtical Ultra Ki Master: But not because I want to be prepared for going there Ultra Ki Master: becuase it's interesting Classic Captain: but then it serves no purpose, not practical..in your eyes Ultra Ki Master: Neither does gliding, but you sure do that enough Classic Captain: dont try to turn your own hypocracy on me, you got yourself into it Ultra Ki Master: we went over this, I never said nonpractical things should be eliminated Ultra Ki Master: I'm not into anything Classic Captain: but you should really clear up what your stating before you say it.. Ultra Ki Master: Arguing with you is like yelling at a sheep...no matter what you say, it only says "bah!" back at you Classic Captain: by saying saying "being cultured serves no practical purpose" you sound like your discouraging anything thats not 100 percent practical Ultra Ki Master: bah! Classic Captain: no, thats only what you want to hear Ultra Ki Master: I know exactly how you see my arguments Ultra Ki Master: I see yours the same way Ultra Ki Master: But you don't want to be wrong, and neither do I, o neither of us will admit to it without 110% foolproof evidence, which we don't have Ultra Ki Master: you'll say "I will admit if I'm wrong" Ultra Ki Master: But not if I prove that you're only partly wrong Classic Captain: but how can you see my point if all im saying is bah? Ultra Ki Master: Neither will I Ultra Ki Master: I just think it's an incorrect point Ultra Ki Master: I see it though Ultra Ki Master: Simply psychology is going to make this go on forever Ultra Ki Master: So let's stop right now Classic Captain: that is why it is an argument, because two people on oppsite ends try to prove themselves right..that is why arguments are pretty pointless.. Classic Captain: this is why i dont like hanging around you by the way, online isnt usually like this.. Classic Captain: i just dont like talking to people who give me headache everyday Classic Captain: its not totally your fault..i mean i know my own insecurities make me aruge..so.. Ultra Ki Master: I think we are pefectly compatible people, but also perfectly incompatible...a deadly combination Classic Captain: yes Ultra Ki Master: That's probably why we always talk in the fantasy world Ultra Ki Master: So we don't go nuclear Classic Captain: yeah, we just frusterate eachother way too much.. Classic Captain: we have almost the exact same kind of humor, but anything else is like "aahh! your wrong!" Ultra Ki Master: Because we have strong opinions... Classic Captain: yeah Ultra Ki Master: At least we can argue like that Ultra Ki Master: it's better than how apes argue Ultra Ki Master: Uhhhh!! Fag! *punch* Ultra Ki Master: Did you ever think about that? Classic Captain: yeah, at least we can be semi civilized Classic Captain: sort of.. Ultra Ki Master: *punches you* Classic Captain: yeah, ape argument are really sickening to listen to.. Ultra Ki Master: chimp arguments are worse... Ultra Ki Master: That stupid slut best not be talkin shit about me I'm about to beat her ass! Classic Captain: yeah..when there are big fights in the middle of the hallways between classes everyone looks but i just pass right by with harldy an upward glance. Ultra Ki Master: I watch Ultra Ki Master: It's instinctual to be drawn to "combat" Classic Captain: to me theres no point in watching a fight.. Classic Captain: punch punch..curse curse..punch.. Ultra Ki Master: I don't watch to see someone "get their ass beat", I watch because it's interesting Ultra Ki Master: like a tv show Ultra Ki Master: right in front of you Ultra Ki Master: and no commercials... Classic Captain: well i guess im used to it..so its nothing big to me Ultra Ki Master: But I hate people that have to push their way to the front of the crowd Ultra Ki Master: If there are a ton of people, I don't bother Classic Captain: if i wanted to watch people fight i would watch wrestling..and i dont Ultra Ki Master: wrestling isn't as bad as you think... Classic Captain: i used to watch it..till i grew a brain Ultra Ki Master: It's pretty bad...but there can sometimes be a good "story" Ultra Ki Master: The fights are stupid Ultra Ki Master: And they are horrible actors... Ultra Ki Master: But it's all about entertainment... Classic Captain: i know what all the stories are..basically.."the federation is mine rock!" *runs over stone colds car with monster truck* Ultra Ki Master: that's entertaining! Classic Captain: i just dont find any of it interesting.. Ultra Ki Master: Eh...a little... Classic Captain: im just not as easily ammused as most people i guess.. Ultra Ki Master: The best wrestling thing ever is the "tough enough" thing on MTV Ultra Ki Master: Where they train people in a competition and the winners are officially in the WWE Classic Captain: i just think 94 percent of everything on tv now is garbage..so i dont watch it that often..just certain channels.. Classic Captain: tv is now more about "how many people can we get to watch this show if we get this guy eating worms?" than it is about quality anymore.. Ultra Ki Master: tv is business Classic Captain: oh yeah, but i think that the business is just more directed towards turning a profit than it is towards quality Ultra Ki Master: Dad keeps yelling at me, to himself Ultra Ki Master: I just hear a very loud FUCK every few seconds Classic Captain: i hate to be thought of as some guy who just bitches about how things arent as good as they used to be, but they aernt.. Classic Captain: lol Ultra Ki Master: a sure sign of drunkeness...he always says fuck every other word when he's drunk, and it's always very loud Ultra Ki Master: I really don't understand anything he does Classic Captain: you should, you take after him... Ultra Ki Master: ... Ultra Ki Master: the punnett square is full of tricks! Ultra Ki Master: and loopholes Ultra Ki Master: and plot holes Classic Captain: you inherit many weird things from your dad Ultra Ki Master: I'm going to bed now... Classic Captain: stop trying to look scary! Ultra Ki Master: If I sleep, maybe the fucks will fad away Classic Captain: kind of early for you.. Ultra Ki Master: I know, but I'm going crazy listening to this Classic Captain: i dont like sleeping..its boring.. Ultra Ki Master: *mumble*Fuck!*mumble*Fuck!*mumble**stumbles into wall*Fuck! Classic Captain: it sounds really funny, but after a while it must be really annoying.. Auto response from Ultra Ki Master: I am away from my computer right now. Ultra Ki Master: Oh...and don't reply anymore Ultra Ki Master: In the morning, he will get on and rad it Ultra Ki Master: read