Ultra Ki Master: your foosball skills are inferior! inneralban: but my french skills are excellent Ultra Ki Master: my skills with your wife are even better inneralban: ah, you cheat with my wife! Ultra Ki Master: your wife smells of liquor and body odor! inneralban: filthy american swine! Ultra Ki Master: *scores* inneralban: score with my wife, ah! inneralban: im writing potential catagories for the big site Ultra Ki Master: http://homokaasu.org/gasgames/game.gas?21 Ultra Ki Master: fun stuff inneralban: too busy on kazaa Ultra Ki Master: never too busy for gasgames! inneralban: if you play the games, you get sprayed with gas Ultra Ki Master: I'm not very good at that one... Ultra Ki Master: so what do you wanna do for this site? inneralban: wanna see the list i've made so far Ultra Ki Master: sure Ultra Ki Master: but there is a rule we both must follow Ultra Ki Master: whenever we are working on the site we must be eating pizza inneralban: yes indeed inneralban: by the time our site is done we will both be extremely fat Ultra Ki Master: and we will be surrounded by pizza boxes inneralban: catagories to make: The Fantasy World Weekly Fooze Ball Scores Videos Photos Programs Siberian Warez Cave About us Recipes From Hell Music News Ultra Ki Master: 68.43.69.67 Ultra Ki Master: that's my ip Ultra Ki Master: go there to see the site so far inneralban: impressive Ultra Ki Master: yes Ultra Ki Master: absolutely nothing Ultra Ki Master: check again Ultra Ki Master: keep checking inneralban: eh.. inneralban: you can design the basic setup..we can fill it with content together Ultra Ki Master: should I keep the frame? Ultra Ki Master: or is it stupid inneralban: yeah, keep it Ultra Ki Master: updated inneralban: stupid fucking internet explorer.. Ultra Ki Master: what color should the background be? Ultra Ki Master: white? Ultra Ki Master: black? Ultra Ki Master: orange? inneralban: uh..light blue Ultra Ki Master: eehhhh... inneralban: we can work on it more tomorrow, perhaps at my house inneralban: yeah, blue! Ultra Ki Master: that is ugly... inneralban: yeah.. inneralban: not black though Ultra Ki Master: I made them both blue Ultra Ki Master: let's stick with blue for now... inneralban: yeah inneralban: and changed the size of the frame, good job Ultra Ki Master: the mistake I always make when making website is that I spend a week making a great layout, and then by the time I finish it I'm out of that phase Ultra Ki Master: uh... Ultra Ki Master: actually no I didn't inneralban: make it bigger..! Ultra Ki Master: It's 20% of your screen width inneralban: the fooze ball scores cuts off inneralban: and siberian warez cave...hmm Ultra Ki Master: how's that? inneralban: good job Ultra Ki Master: I made it 200 pixels wide Ultra Ki Master: instead of a percentage Ultra Ki Master: too wide? inneralban: no i don't think so Ultra Ki Master: 180 inneralban: uh oh, scores cut off Ultra Ki Master: ahhh Ultra Ki Master: 220 inneralban: that's kind of good inneralban: how about we just put the scores on the main page, and leave it out of the frame inneralban: much less frusteration Ultra Ki Master: aahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ultra Ki Master: ok, happy? inneralban: yup Ultra Ki Master: I have such a crazving for pizza... Ultra Ki Master: craving inneralban: we can satisfy it tomorrow Ultra Ki Master: hwat's the name of the site? inneralban: hmmm.. Ultra Ki Master: The Web of Undeceit Ultra Ki Master: nothing but the truth! inneralban: perhaps inneralban: Totally Common Matter inneralban: T.W.U Ultra Ki Master: updated inneralban: gotta have a guest book too Ultra Ki Master: "brb" inneralban: ok Ultra Ki Master: "back" Ultra Ki Master: forget the guestbook Ultra Ki Master: we need a forum inneralban: that too inneralban: the totally common forum Ultra Ki Master: I'll do that later Ultra Ki Master: the main page needs something on it... inneralban: "fooze ball scores coming soon" Ultra Ki Master: ... Ultra Ki Master: like a welcome screen! inneralban: i'll write one up quick Ultra Ki Master: and we need some kind of image Ultra Ki Master: a logo Ultra Ki Master: or just a silly image to put there inneralban: we should work on our own logo, but together Ultra Ki Master: oh god...that's gonna be a nightmare inneralban: nah Ultra Ki Master: remember the dcz logo? Ultra Ki Master: the swirly thing... inneralban: yeah.. Ultra Ki Master: that was a great logo... inneralban: yeah Ultra Ki Master: I design truly superb logos inneralban: Welcome fine young cannibals! You have entered The Totally Common Matter experience, whether by way of your own choice or complete accident, you are here, and you are now family..how unfortunate for you. While you're here, you might as well explore all the extremely strange and interesting aspects of the site, just proceed with caution. inneralban: edit it as you wish Ultra Ki Master: updated Ultra Ki Master: I didn't even read it... Ultra Ki Master: whoa...clown inneralban: haha inneralban: just make that smaller and it totally works! Ultra Ki Master: I wanna edit it so the background for the clown is light blue inneralban: yeah do it Ultra Ki Master: eh...how? inneralban: do it in microsoft pain..fill in the white with light blue i guess.. Ultra Ki Master: "light blue" inneralban: i think for the fantasy world part, we should draw the characters, then scan them in and put them on the site Ultra Ki Master: GODDAMMIT!! inneralban: kind of a good clown Ultra Ki Master: the color is wrong!! inneralban: well let's not worry about that right now Ultra Ki Master: it is cause for worry! inneralban: i think we should have a better picture.. inneralban: or just switch the color of the clown's background to the color of the whole site Ultra Ki Master: ahhh... Ultra Ki Master: damn clown... inneralban: it laughs at us! Ultra Ki Master: it's mocking me Ultra Ki Master: :-( inneralban: another picture..hit me with an aim image connection Ultra Ki Master wants to directly connect. Ultra Ki Master is now directly connected. inneralban: make this into negative colors and see how it works inneralban: like you did with the evil horse head Ultra Ki Master: ... Ultra Ki Master: no Ultra Ki Master: inneralban: weird.. inneralban: wish we had the evil horse head picture.. Ultra Ki Master: yes... Ultra Ki Master: I like the atom though Ultra Ki Master: totally common "matter" Ultra Ki Master: I don't know...fits with the theme... inneralban: yeah, try it on for size Ultra Ki Master: ahhh!!! Ultra Ki Master: it has a white background too! inneralban: hahaha Ultra Ki Master: I thought it was clear... inneralban: scratch that picture inneralban: neato Ultra Ki Master: Ultra Ki Master: yours looks messed up... Ultra Ki Master: mine is...educational! inneralban: try that on for size inneralban: ooh, mine is good! Ultra Ki Master: but it's messed up inneralban: it goes so well though Ultra Ki Master: ooh, fixed Ultra Ki Master: It was because it was being resized Ultra Ki Master: I saw that picture in google image search and I passed it up inneralban: ooh, i got the good eye! Ultra Ki Master: it still looks weird though Ultra Ki Master: when the lines cross each other there's white inneralban: eh.. Ultra Ki Master: well it's the closest we've come so far... inneralban: yeah inneralban: maybe the messed up look can become like..a style, if that makes sense Ultra Ki Master: I don't think the "siberian warez cave" is such a good idea Ultra Ki Master: especially if you want real warez in there inneralban: you mean because of a conflict with the place we sign up with? Ultra Ki Master: yes Ultra Ki Master: no sane web host allows warez inneralban: ok, scratch that then Ultra Ki Master: ehh...our content is dwindling down to nothing! Ultra Ki Master: first the foosball scores go, now the warez inneralban: eh, the scores will be on the main page! inneralban: we should also have a journal for our goofy little adventures Ultra Ki Master: blog? inneralban: sure inneralban: we can even fill in goofy little titles for them, cool Ultra Ki Master: how are we gonna get "videos"? inneralban: i was thinking just like misc videos..like music videos and other stuff we download Ultra Ki Master: oh... Ultra Ki Master: it would be better if we could get stuff we recorded on there inneralban: oh yeah.. inneralban: but we need a digital camera Ultra Ki Master: video of me whooping you at foosball inneralban: ah! Ultra Ki Master: you unshaven frenchman! inneralban: we should save up for a digital camera inneralban: and put goofy little videos on the site like obscure matter Ultra Ki Master: yes Ultra Ki Master: I hope you realize that NO ONE will want to go to our page Ultra Ki Master: except people reading our aim profiles... inneralban: hehe.. inneralban: we can sell it! Ultra Ki Master: sell...the page? inneralban: just an expression! Ultra Ki Master: oh... Ultra Ki Master: I was thinking "who would buy that?" inneralban: since the yahoo group "joel kills people" is basically all of the web of deceit, we can tell them about it, and updates we make on it Ultra Ki Master: I guess we're done working on the site for tonight... inneralban: ill work on making new catagories for the frame Ultra Ki Master: and I'll get you a fruit roll-up for your loss inneralban: yummy Ultra Ki Master: I was gonna make you a cassarole...but...I didn't inneralban: that was hilarious.. Ultra Ki Master: yes inneralban: are we going to order a pizza tomorrow Ultra Ki Master: I probably won't want it tomorrow... Ultra Ki Master: we will order it...5 hours ago inneralban: pretty confusing Ultra Ki Master: uh-oh... Ultra Ki Master: I found dbz episodes out of the box! inneralban: we can't have that Ultra Ki Master: and another dbgt episode Ultra Ki Master: with no box inneralban: gotta make one Ultra Ki Master: not for 2 episodes inneralban: we are very strange people.. Ultra Ki Master: yes... Ultra Ki Master: scientists must observe us and perform experiments to figure out why inneralban: australian ones inneralban: i can't wait till i get my license..then we can drive places and do things.. Ultra Ki Master: get ourselves into even stranger situations inneralban: whoa.. inneralban: must fill up the blog Ultra Ki Master: yes inneralban: we should plan something else to do tomorrow besides working on the site.. Ultra Ki Master: I'm gonna look bad tomorrow... inneralban: yeah yeah.. Ultra Ki Master: we can...play darts Ultra Ki Master: eh...even though I lost one Ultra Ki Master: and broke another inneralban: now it is forever secret inneralban: we must go to the movies Ultra Ki Master: no... inneralban: oh you're no fun Ultra Ki Master: movies are for good looking people inneralban: you shouldnt let how you think you look stop you from having fun Ultra Ki Master: ehhh... Ultra Ki Master: and what if someone sees me at the movies with a gay guy?? Ultra Ki Master: ahh!! inneralban: don't you ever get an urge to just get out of the house and do something Ultra Ki Master: sometimes Ultra Ki Master: until I look in the mirror inneralban: just look in the mirror and see a great looking person.. Ultra Ki Master: eehh... Ultra Ki Master: you know I looked bad today! Ultra Ki Master: all the zits...aahh... inneralban: i didn't really notice.. inneralban: or at least i wasn't able to see it through the hair Ultra Ki Master: ... Ultra Ki Master: then I must grow more hair inneralban: or we can..go bowling Ultra Ki Master: Ultra Ki Master: we can look at pussy inneralban: cats Ultra Ki Master: Ultra Ki Master: obviously inneralban: trying to straighten me out are yeh Ultra Ki Master: yes Ultra Ki Master: and...it's working! Ultra Ki Master: look at that sweet pussy! inneralban: sweet cock Ultra Ki Master: Ultra Ki Master: now you are totally straight! Ultra Ki Master: Ehh... inneralban: pimply little guy there inneralban: the other little guy Ultra Ki Master: ahh...his skin is better than mine!! inneralban: gotta find better gay porn Ultra Ki Master: eh... Ultra Ki Master: I'm not as experienced at it as you inneralban: yeah.. Ultra Ki Master: all I can find are little dicks and "pimply" guys inneralban: not looking in the right places Ultra Ki Master: I thought for sure I'd find some good gay porn at straightporn.com inneralban: you can put the rocky chronicles on totally common matter Ultra Ki Master: No I can't Ultra Ki Master: Because I never wrote it inneralban: a blank page Ultra Ki Master: I wrote that little bit...with you in the school showers inneralban: yeah Ultra Ki Master: and it was great! Ultra Ki Master: gay literature at it's best! inneralban: not thaat good Ultra Ki Master: too good for you to handle! inneralban: oh i handled it Ultra Ki Master: you had to hold on to the handle on the table on tim horton's inneralban: off road erotica Ultra Ki Master: I should write the oliver chronicles Ultra Ki Master: but it's not erotica...it's a murder mystery inneralban: hmm.. Ultra Ki Master: and the word "bollocks" is used in every sentence inneralban: wow, hard book to write Ultra Ki Master: not for a literary master such as myself inneralban: or his self..shadow guy! Ultra Ki Master: shadow author inneralban: shadow book..you can't see it Ultra Ki Master: but you know it's great inneralban: of course Ultra Ki Master: Ultra Ki Master: BM" Ultra Ki Master: many aol guys! inneralban: very good.. Ultra Ki Master: yes! Ultra Ki Master: Ultra Ki Master: Ultra Ki Master: whoa... inneralban: how does that work.. Ultra Ki Master: how does what work? inneralban: little orange guy.. Ultra Ki Master: it's a secret inneralban: ooh.. Ultra Ki Master: you have to be super sexy to be able to do it inneralban: why can you do it then Ultra Ki Master: eehhhh... Ultra Ki Master: inneralban: :-( Ultra Ki Master: >:o Ultra Ki Master direct connection is closed. Ultra Ki Master: >:o>:o>:o inneralban: wow, really mad inneralban: or really horny Ultra Ki Master: :-X inneralban: :-( Ultra Ki Master: :-$ inneralban: ;-) Ultra Ki Master: :-[ inneralban: what does any of this mean Ultra Ki Master: it's a story Ultra Ki Master: th story of our minds inneralban: that's a scary story Ultra Ki Master: yes inneralban: :-\ Ultra Ki Master: =-O inneralban: :-P Ultra Ki Master: :-* inneralban: =-O Ultra Ki Master: :-X inneralban: :'( Ultra Ki Master: :-D inneralban: :-( Ultra Ki Master: 8-) inneralban: :-! inneralban: his eyes make him looked stoned Ultra Ki Master: that was a good story! Ultra Ki Master: you were really feeling it that time Ultra Ki Master: :-! inneralban: super stoned Ultra Ki Master: :-! inneralban: uh... inneralban: that's not even a foot.. Ultra Ki Master: it's a very small foot... inneralban: tinsy wincy Ultra Ki Master: :-$ Ultra Ki Master: :-X Ultra Ki Master: :-( Ultra Ki Master: :'( Ultra Ki Master: htey look the same inneralban: just the eyes Ultra Ki Master: :-) Ultra Ki Master: =-O Ultra Ki Master: :-$ Ultra Ki Master: :-\ Ultra Ki Master: :-( Ultra Ki Master: :-* Ultra Ki Master: :-! Ultra Ki Master: :'( Ultra Ki Master: ;-) Ultra Ki Master: >:o Ultra Ki Master: :-[ Ultra Ki Master: :-X Ultra Ki Master: :-P Ultra Ki Master: 8-) Ultra Ki Master: O:-) Ultra Ki Master: :-D inneralban: cute angel Ultra Ki Master: yeah... Ultra Ki Master: cute... inneralban: big and cute Ultra Ki Master: just like...me? inneralban: have more things to go on the frame of the site inneralban: just like...the site Ultra Ki Master: what else do you have? inneralban: adventure blog goofy product of the week our guitar tabs scott and steve's advice links Ultra Ki Master: I'll add it in a minute inneralban: ok inneralban: and get rid of the warez one Ultra Ki Master: I'll make it the Siberian Warlock's Cave inneralban: ooh, tricky Ultra Ki Master: http://68.43.69.67/ inneralban: i have it bookmarked Ultra Ki Master: ooh... Ultra Ki Master: http://66.44.102.99/ Ultra Ki Master: have that bookmarked too? inneralban: ooh..nope Ultra Ki Master: http://666.666.666.666/ Ultra Ki Master: haymen's IP inneralban: yes Ultra Ki Master: http://www.bmedia.co.za/faq/devil_son.htm Ultra Ki Master: that answers all of my questions inneralban: we must find that hilarious anti masturbation site and put it as a link on our site Ultra Ki Master: oh god... inneralban: you can dig up a whole bunch of weird sites for our links too inneralban: like the evil clown painting site! Ultra Ki Master: http://www.geocities.com/afpurity/ inneralban: yes! Ultra Ki Master: I'm surprised I found it inneralban: but how?? Ultra Ki Master: My searching skills are beyond anything you can possibly comprehend with 100% of your brain inneralban: and all your dimensions Ultra Ki Master: I have 5...th...thousand Ultra Ki Master: yes 5 thousand inneralban: don't question it! inneralban: Myth:Masturbation is harmless. Reality:Medical science proves that chronic Masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness. inneralban: hahaha... inneralban: i'm feeling pretty damn depressed Ultra Ki Master: Myth:Masturbation is harmless. Reality:Medical science proves that chronic Masturbation causes orgasms, ejaculations, and much pleasure inneralban: damn right! Ultra Ki Master: when are you going to sleep? inneralban: i'm not sure.. inneralban: but i hope i have a dream like waking life tonight Ultra Ki Master: yes! Ultra Ki Master: people will randomly give you philosophy lessons Ultra Ki Master: and there is constantly an earthquake inneralban: ooh.. Ultra Ki Master: I wonder if "lucid dreaming" is really possible Ultra Ki Master: people say it's a "scientifically recognized" phenominon inneralban: what is it exactly Ultra Ki Master: knowing that you're dreaming, and when you know you're dreaming you can control what happens in it inneralban: that would be very cool Ultra Ki Master: yes inneralban: come here boys! Ultra Ki Master: that's what a lot of people talk about doing in lucid dreams Ultra Ki Master: having sex Ultra Ki Master: ...with boys... inneralban: yes.. inneralban: i always have really weird dreams.. Ultra Ki Master: I hardly remember mine Ultra Ki Master: which sucks...becuase people say the first thing you need to do to become lucid is be able to recall your dreams easily inneralban: i can recall mine fairly well Ultra Ki Master: and also sucks becuase dreams are cool Ultra Ki Master: for some reason, I love having nightmares Ultra Ki Master: I think that's kind of strange... inneralban: in the moment i hate it..but i guess it's kind of cool looking back on them Ultra Ki Master: it's like riding a roller coaster...you're scared but you know you're safe inneralban: not me..when i'm having mine inneralban: too many freddy kruger nightmares! Ultra Ki Master: yes, he's been in a lot of mine too inneralban: "i can't kill ya till you're sixteen!" inneralban: =-O Ultra Ki Master: whoa... Ultra Ki Master: "Eh...I'm only 15!" Ultra Ki Master: 5 years later Ultra Ki Master: "still 15!" inneralban: freddy is easy to trick Ultra Ki Master: he's a dumb dumb stupid head inneralban: even kindergarteners can trick him Ultra Ki Master: fweddy I not owd enough! inneralban: damn! inneralban: because he can't kill them he steals their milk and cookies Ultra Ki Master: and...molests them inneralban: oh my inneralban: so that's what he does with his claw hand Ultra Ki Master: he tries to glide with it, but he castrates himself everytime inneralban: he just glues it back on and cuts it off again and again inneralban: and eats the paste Ultra Ki Master: yes inneralban: that would very gross to watch someone do.. Ultra Ki Master: eat paste? Ultra Ki Master: or castrate themselves inneralban: hahaha... Ultra Ki Master: back in my gore days I would've liked it inneralban: i'm just in a giggly mood inneralban: nail the ol balls to the table Ultra Ki Master: eehhh... inneralban: sissy! Ultra Ki Master: That stuff doesn't really bother me anymore... Ultra Ki Master: Super profundo on the early eve of your day inneralban: yup.. inneralban: ill bring some of the nightmare movies to watch tomorrow.. Ultra Ki Master: I could just download them inneralban: but watching it on the tv is better! Ultra Ki Master: :-! inneralban: stoner! Ultra Ki Master: :-! inneralban: ehhh...?? Ultra Ki Master: collegefuckfest = good porn inneralban: collegefurfest=good zoophilia Ultra Ki Master: yes Ultra Ki Master: did you watch the stuff on that cd? inneralban: not yet Ultra Ki Master: must watch weed king! Ultra Ki Master: and billy sheehan inneralban: oh yeah, forgot that was on there inneralban: and billy boy! inneralban: im fuckin poppin it in now! inneralban: maybe tomorrow i can "sleep over" ;-) Ultra Ki Master: no, but we could have anal sex Ultra Ki Master: ... inneralban: yeah that works inneralban: brilliant billy! Ultra Ki Master: I like his bass Ultra Ki Master: it seems pretty nice inneralban: yeah inneralban: billy can do some crazy bass playing inneralban: he looks like his skin is very tight on his face Ultra Ki Master: uh... inneralban: billy the leather face bassist inneralban: it's very good to be doing something with my day again.. Ultra Ki Master: richie kotzen is a disgrace to mr. big! inneralban: yes! inneralban: damn you richie kotzen! Ultra Ki Master: it must suck to have to follow in the footsteps of paul gilbert inneralban: no one can fill his ibanez shoes! Ultra Ki Master: becuase he has giant feet inneralban: pg is secretely a clown Ultra Ki Master wants to directly connect. Ultra Ki Master is now directly connected. Ultra Ki Master: Ultra Ki Master: SCARY!!! Ultra Ki Master: AHH!!! inneralban: waaahhh! inneralban: extremely 70's billy sheehan! Ultra Ki Master: crypt keeper billy sheehan inneralban: yes! inneralban: if only you knew what he looked like in mr. big with his poofy mop hair Ultra Ki Master: inneralban: yeah, saw that one before Ultra Ki Master: even the finger scares me Ultra Ki Master: that first pic is him in mr. big inneralban: he is the finger guy grown up inneralban: well on the "lean into it" album he looked really scary Ultra Ki Master: Ultra Ki Master: aaahhhhhh inneralban: billy teases us with his revealing jeans inneralban: i think we should make "the many looks of billy sheehan" on our site Ultra Ki Master: Ultra Ki Master: too many bones! inneralban: tight skin! inneralban: add the many faces of billy sheehan to the site damn you! Ultra Ki Master: no! inneralban: yes! Ultra Ki Master: if anything that will be in the "photos" section inneralban: look, billy sheehan is an addidas sell out! inneralban: billy, why must you go so corporate Ultra Ki Master: because he looks too scary not to inneralban: i think once we get the actual lay out, and possibly the logo done, it will be fun making the content Ultra Ki Master: yes inneralban: we should look for domain name services and prices and junk Ultra Ki Master: we should...not get ahead of ourselves Ultra Ki Master: it's gonna take a miracle for us just to get the site made inneralban: heh.. Ultra Ki Master: I don't know how we're ever gonna do the fantasy world section Ultra Ki Master: it literally grows faster than we can type inneralban: ooh..register.com as low as 4.95 a month! Ultra Ki Master: that's just for a domain name Ultra Ki Master: we would want a web host that includes a domain name Ultra Ki Master: it makes it easier inneralban: yeah inneralban: ooh, totallycommon.com is open! Ultra Ki Master: we must register http://www.gorish2.com inneralban: yes inneralban: our kid is better! Ultra Ki Master: but uglier inneralban: it shouldn't take long to make the logo, so we should be ready to fill it with content sometime tomorrow Ultra Ki Master: we don't need a logo Ultra Ki Master: our atom image is good enough inneralban: but..i feel so cheap..not our own! Ultra Ki Master: ... Ultra Ki Master: >:o inneralban: :-[ inneralban: are we going to change the background color Ultra Ki Master: no way inneralban: okey then inneralban: anything else on the layout that is going to change.. Ultra Ki Master: yo mamma! Ultra Ki Master: biatch! inneralban: come on, be serious Ultra Ki Master: the layout is fine Ultra Ki Master: let's go to bed Ultra Ki Master: It's...late... inneralban: did you even read our website greeting yet Ultra Ki Master: yes inneralban: heh ok Ultra Ki Master direct connection is closed. Ultra Ki Master: biatch! inneralban: yeah, i have to get up for my doctors appointment anyway inneralban: after that, ill come back online..it's at 2:30 Ultra Ki Master: ok Ultra Ki Master: bye