Classic Captain: hi
Ultra Ki Master: hello
Classic Captain: you finally woke from the coma
Ultra Ki Master: dad was on
Ultra Ki Master: if you were waiting long
Ultra Ki Master: Why did you start a conversation with me??
Ultra Ki Master: You never do that
Classic Captain: i decided to
Classic Captain: so whats up
Ultra Ki Master: Whoa...this is freaking me out...
Classic Captain: dont die on me
Ultra Ki Master: *dies off you*
Ultra Ki Master: Better?
Classic Captain: yup
Classic Captain: im so bored
Ultra Ki Master: I'm so...famished
Ultra Ki Master: ...
Classic Captain: i got me dew
Ultra Ki Master: dew is nasty...
Classic Captain: dew is king!
Ultra Ki Master: king of nasty
Ultra Ki Master: president of nastyville
Classic Captain: oh you shut up
Ultra Ki Master: emperor of St. Nasty
Ultra Ki Master: Ruler of Nastyland...
Classic Captain: no!
Classic Captain: go eat a ho ho you obese man!
Ultra Ki Master: High Priest of the Nasty Temple
Ultra Ki Master: I can't think of anymore
Ultra Ki Master: ...
Classic Captain: uh oh, ran out!
Ultra Ki Master: I'm very obese
Ultra Ki Master: I tip the scales at 119
Classic Captain: whoa
Ultra Ki Master: That's of course when I'm holding a 20 pound weight...
Classic Captain: of course
Classic Captain: i got a scale today, i wrote "i hate you" in big letters on it
Ultra Ki Master: Why?
Ultra Ki Master: You're too fat?
Classic Captain: ..no! ehhh
Ultra Ki Master: I remember when you used to use my scale everyday
Ultra Ki Master: You weighed like twice as much as me...
Classic Captain: anyone does..
Ultra Ki Master: I would weigh twice as much as me, if I weighed half as much as me...
Classic Captain: hmm..
Ultra Ki Master: weird...
Classic Captain: i dont look really fat though..
Classic Captain: noy like norm
Classic Captain: losing the pounds!
Ultra Ki Master: not as much as norm
Classic Captain: no one loses the pounds like norm
Ultra Ki Master: no one has the pounds like norm either
Classic Captain: weird
Ultra Ki Master: no one lifts the pounds like norm
Ultra Ki Master: he's a pro bodybuilder
Classic Captain: oh yeah
Ultra Ki Master: And the first contestant, norm!
Ultra Ki Master: Hi guys!
Classic Captain: the champine!
Ultra Ki Master: shampion
Classic Captain: yes!
Ultra Ki Master: There's only one shampion!
Ultra Ki Master: And...his name is norm!
Ultra Ki Master: ...an...
Ultra Ki Master: norman...
Classic Captain: norm
Ultra Ki Master: normal
Classic Captain: the norm
Ultra Ki Master: I was gonna type that...
Classic Captain: too bad
Ultra Ki Master: two bad
Ultra Ki Master: me bad
Ultra Ki Master: Me bad!!
Classic Captain: 2 bad
Ultra Ki Master: u bad!!
Classic Captain: eehh, slovenly
Ultra Ki Master: sinbad
Classic Captain: funny man
Ultra Ki Master: not as funny as me...
Classic Captain: oh never
Ultra Ki Master: and not as heavy as me either
Classic Captain: your so heavy your crushing me
Classic Captain: :-)
Ultra Ki Master: No, that would be the massive truck rolling over you
Classic Captain: ouch..
Ultra Ki Master: I can't stop listening to that metallica song...
Classic Captain: stop! quick!
Ultra Ki Master: *buys ja rule CD*
Ultra Ki Master: *smacks hoes*
Classic Captain: biatch
Ultra Ki Master: in the song "gin and juice" by snoop dog, they say that in the most cliche way ever
Ultra Ki Master: But that was before it was a cliche
Classic Captain: yup
Classic Captain: yettin
Ultra Ki Master: nettin
Classic Captain: fettin
Ultra Ki Master: I'm not lettin you get away with that!
Ultra Ki Master: lettin! haha!
Classic Captain: ha...ha..
Ultra Ki Master: haha!
Classic Captain: god your funny
Ultra Ki Master: dog I'm funny
Classic Captain: cat your funny
Ultra Ki Master: I know
Classic Captain: i knew
Ultra Ki Master: you blew
Ultra Ki Master: tom
Ultra Ki Master: up
Classic Captain: -up
Ultra Ki Master: +down
Classic Captain: =all around
Ultra Ki Master: you blew him all around...
Ultra Ki Master: ...with a bomb!
Classic Captain: that..sort of makes sense
Classic Captain: =jammiere
Ultra Ki Master: yameeraye
Classic Captain: actually you do pronounce the j's like y's..
Ultra Ki Master: That's why I put a y...
Classic Captain: because you know albanian
Ultra Ki Master: po!
Classic Captain: just follow my simple equation
Ultra Ki Master: Oh...
Ultra Ki Master: (po/jo)=(yes/no)
Classic Captain: there we go
Ultra Ki Master: I thought you were gonna type it
Classic Captain: so did i...
Classic Captain: then i didnt think i was
Classic Captain: thats a long time to wait though
Ultra Ki Master: yes
Ultra Ki Master: I forgot about it
Classic Captain: i was talking on the phone with someone online today, from England, the person in chat..ah, those great thick english accents
Ultra Ki Master: you should've talked pikey to him
Classic Captain: you just love the pikeys
Ultra Ki Master: yes
Classic Captain: im gonna play a game of pikey..
Classic Captain: sounds like a sport